Blarzigord: The Uprising [Epilogue]

[Nakuzami]

wait when the fuck did Mayo get in here

 

[Nakuzami]

*She

haha omg I haven't really been paying attention to who's in the game besides the ones that have been leading the discussions. Didn't see Mayo sneak in here, the sly bastard.

 

[Bidoof FTW]

Naku are you scared of Mayo's presence? ;)

 

[gimmepie]

wait when the fuck did Mayo get in here

She signed up at the beginning with everyone else lol

 

[Nakuzami]

Naku are you scared of Mayo's presence? ;)

Mayo is terrifying. I more of a Miracle Whip kind of gal myself.

 

[Bidoof FTW]

She signed up at the beginning with everyone else lol

Well Mr. President thank you for your wisdom ;)

Christos seems like an unlikely candidate for Blarzigordian

Christos is obviously a Pastafarian. Just look at this recent selfie I found on his profile

Spoiler:

S Class evidence.

You don't need to thank me. Let's just [Boil] Christos now and get it over with ^^

Also wow I have 9.5% of the posts here at this point I think I'm too chatty :c

 

[mishy.]

It must be your memory loss at work.

So do we really have any idea yet? Or just randomly choose three people from the list provided and see what happens. Because unless I misread something somewhere (other than Christos possibly being the feeder) that's what I'm still seeing.

With that said Christos is on the list of who the Feeder should feed on tonight. So if anything lynch him, pick two other people, and see how it plays out that way. idk.

 

[Foxrally]

EVENT​

As Lord Blarzigord tossed the remians of gio7sm into the dark void of his maw, he laughed a horrendous, majestically terryifing and evil laugh. Grabbing a nearby universe and wiping his ever-great mouth, he glanced at the planet that had been bringing him great entertainment lately. If not for the puny - though amusing - beings on that planet, he would have destroyed it long ago.

He slammed his tentacle in frustration as he realized the curse his servant had placed on the land had dissipated already. He snapped his tentacle again. The same servant appeared before him, bowing and shivering in fear.

"Get up, insolent." Lord Blarzigord said calmly, his infinite amount of tongues speaking every language conceived in the world. The servant got back up.

"My lord-"

"Blargh. The curse you placed was not potent enough, however I shall grant you my forgiveness for now. You shall make these humans entertain me some more." Lord Blarzigord commanded. As he said this, he easily pulled out one of his smaller tentacles, and tosses it at the servant. "You shall give this to one of them. They will do the rest."

The servant bowed and nodded. "As you wish, my lord." It said as it disappeared and reappeared on earth. It seemed to be at a shipping port, where a woman was busy shipping goods (and people) in the PokeCommunity. Quietly, the servant slipped the tentacle into her pocket, and teleported away.

arachidsGrip is now in possession of an explosive tentacle. In 24 hours, this tentacle will explode, giving the holder a nasty surprise. This works like hot potato - the holder of the bomb may give it to someone else by adding [give tentacle] (username) to their post. You can only give the bomb to someone if you have the bomb.​

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[Bidoof FTW]

Oh great this means I'm going to have to stay up 'till 2am tomorrow to be able to fire a rapid post if i get the noodle. thanks based flying spaghetti monster :(

 

[GreenFlame]

oshit

i think we can avoid this by killing gunner NOW

 

[Sweet Dreams]

wait when the fuck did Mayo get in here

I was born here. Get out of my house!

...Ahem. Christos only has as much chance of being feeder as anybody else, and in light of the last voting period, he has less chance of being Blarzigordian than most of us.

I predict this thread may be spammed a LOT come this time tomorrow with people passing the tentacle back and forth... if everyone is online, that is. xD

 

[Bidoof FTW]

Christos will be asleep by the time the noodle explodes tomorrow if we want to kill him, jussayin. we dont have any leads but yolo

 

[Lucid]

Fuck. Quit rap battling guys. You're all bad at it. ;|

 

[Jay]

Given these results, it seems probable that nakuzami and deceptio are Blarzigordiasn.

I'd like to let you know that I was away for a lot of the time when voting continued and that I DID change my vote but finished doing so only to be ninja'd by the Klippy reveal amidst other things. I was changing my vote to Klippy however by that point the reveal had been made and Gimme had officially announced that the day phase had come to a close so I deleted my post with a rhyme to show my disappointment.

Now I don't have much to say for Naku, since he has defended himself already, but if you still want to accuse me... well...

In my original post where I voted to execute Bid00f I did it because both him and Klippy were suspect and neither were presenting real proof. If you read my post again, perhaps more carefully this time, you'll see that I wanted to kill one of the two to see if the other was telling the truth. My logic was that if we killed Bid00f and saw if he was the detective then we could easily take out Klippy with assurance that he was a traitor.

This logic was however flawed, as I soon realized after thinking about it for a while that killing Klippy would make much more sense as having the detective alive would be a major benefit to us all. So I voted to change my vote to Klippy, stating that if he was innocent that we would then kill Bid00f under the assurance that he was a Blarzigordian.

Now I know what you're thinking... the fact that I attempted to change after Klippy's reveal is suspect.

HOLD IT!

Think logically for a moment and look at the raw facts rather than conjecture. In the long run I had made a solid argument to kill Klippy off regardless of whether or not Bid00f died first. Bid00f had absolutely no proof to his name which made me skeptical and the only reason I eventually decided to change vote for Klippy, albeit too late, was because I re-evaluated my logic and decided that killing Klippy first would be a more valid choice.

Let's be honest here Mr. Living D00f. Perhaps the Blarzimafia are rather dumb and unlucky to have one of their members randomly slaughtered and another caught out by the detective work of our fine and always remembered Bid00f.

But there is no way that they would be stupid enough to make one of their own an obvious target so early on, be it the first day or the second! It's just a bad move to have one of your own taken out so early... especially if you're mafia. That being the case, why would I be so ready to so ready to turn my comrade in if I was indeed the Blarzimafia?

Because in short. I am not. TAKE THAT!

Your logic for accusing me is flawed and not fully thought out. I understand your reason for accusing me and I'm not going to hold any grudges or make any assumptions, but I am not the enemy here. If you keep throwing around accusations without sufficient thought then I may have to file YOU as a suspect in my files.

Keep in mind that the "he voted for them so he's evil" approach isn't usually that sound.

If nothing else this rings true, lynching people because of their votes and suspicions is pointless without more solid evidence or repeated behavior to back it up. Especially if the two accused have valid reasons like me and Naku both.

For now I say we deal with this tentacle issue, as well as watching closely for any new leads on this case.

 

[Mana1]

^ I don't know if I should find long explainy posts suspicious of not ;-;.

Whilst Christos may be the feeder, he's also likely one of us. There's really nothing more to go on than the vote.

Oh, and let's just toss Gunner the tentacle right at the end? Wonder what her role is exactly.

 

[Christos]

GUYS if i was the feeder i'd obv have eaten omi first :(

also i'm thinking the memory thing might have to do with the blasphemer conversion as it happened both nights, so maybe we could kill Bidoof FTW or gunner and find out?

though as bardothren said i too think it'd be safe to kill someone who voted for GreyBidoof

 

[Circuit]

Long explainy and/or debatey posts are fun haha. I wouldn't call them suspicious, its just getting into the game. Anyway. This bomb will be funny to see getting tossed around.

 

[Christos]

i'd say nakuzami is the most suspicious right now as he voted for greybidoof with a fancy poem after a lot of people voted for klippy

 

[Salzorrah]

And you decide to do it when I dont have Internet smh.

I still think Jupiter is that brainwasher guy and I wont stop till its over.

[GIVE TENTACLE] Jupiter

And pls can no one pass the tentacle back to me. Not because I dont want to, its because I dont have a stable internet connection right now, and that would be a low blow

 

[Nakuzami]

i'd say nakuzami is the most suspicious right now as he voted for greybidoof with a fancy poem after a lot of people voted for klippy

What, everyone was speaking in poems at that point.

And I had already voted for GB; I was just reaffirming my vote since those cast without being in verse weren't going to count