the good creams.
[Governor?] sundae, fancy af and who everyone looks to for guidance
[Miller? Vigilante?] salted caramel, more salty than sweet
[Bulletproof/Bodygaurd] choc top, selfless and with a hard shell
[Cop/Insane Cop] choc mint x2, two of them who know it all, though one is vegan. dunno which is which.
[Granny] pistachio, though come near them and they'll be pissedachio
[?] lemon sorbet, kinda plain but easily stained
[Drunk] rum and raisin, always a bit tipsy
[Lovers/Roles that communicate] cookies and cream, name a more iconic semi-psychic duo
[?] soft serve, who hides away nine days out of ten when the soft serve machine is broken
[Loudmouth] strawberry, brightly coloured and loud af
[JoaT?] rainbow, sort of a mix of everything really
the bad creams.
[Godfather] vanilla, always underestimated
[Hooker] icy pole, get ready for brainfreeze
[Tailor?] soft serve with sprinkles, gay af with the aesthetic fashion sense to prove it
[?] neapolitan, mixing things up since 1993
[?] whipped cream, fooling us all to get here
the eye screams.
[Cultist] froyo, get out of here, you're inferior, we'll never like you
[Cupid?] double scoop, who believes that two is better than one