Corrupt a Wish

[Abby]

Granted! Sun and moon now only contain the six pokémon from those two evolutionary lines!

I wish I was as stylish as Team Flare!

 

[Hikamaru]

Denied. They say you can't willy-nilly join.

I wish that Hilda and Rosa would appear in the anime.

 

[King Elizabello]

Granted, but you have to get to know them first! :)

I wish for GF to lower the amount of Grass-type weaknesses!

Them? Do you count for 2? lol

 

[Hyzenthlay]

^ No wish to corrupt, so I'll make my own. :P

I wish for the 3D models in Sun/Moon to look less washed-out.

 

[Adam Levine]

Denied. They say you can't willy-nilly join.

I wish that Hilda and Rosa would appear in the anime.

Granted. They make only cameos.

Anyway, for the post above me...

Granted, but now it's the designs you gotta watch out for.

I wish Kadabra was never involved in a lawsuit.

 

[Winter]

Granted but Alakazam is a top-tier lawyer so it is always involved in a lawsuit. xP

I wish you could find Eggs in the wild.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted. They're food for your Pokémon.

I wish we knew what Diglett looked like underneath.

 

[PageEmp]

Yep. Turns out underneath that brown head... Is something obscene. Really obscene.

I wish the games had more than 1 save file.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted. You must play all accounts at once. Basically TPP backwards.

I wish the Beldum line had Levitate (except Metagross).

 

[Hikamaru]

Denied, it needed a reason for Clear Body.

I wish that Grass and Ice-types didn't have so many weaknesses.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted. Now Rock has weaknesses to all 18 types, even itself.

I wish the lake guardians were Fairy-types.

 

[Winter]

Granted but they die instantly to any attack.

I wish that there was a move that could randomly spawn weather conditions.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted. There is a 99% chance it will spawn nothing, though.

I wish Mew could learn Draco Meteor.

 

[Hyzenthlay]

Granted, but that's now the only move he learns!

I wish you could buy Luxury Balls from the first Poke Mart onwards!

 

[Winter]

Granted but you can only have one in your bag and they cost a thousand pokedollars.

I wish you could Headbutt Honey trees.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, and they drop honey. Just honey.

I wish the anime actually becomes good!

 

[Abby]

Granted! But there is only one good episode .

I wish that pokémon dash was never a thing.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted.

Now Pokémon makes a game that involves Pokémon in their own race cars, and because it's way too similar to Mario Kart, everyone hates it.

I wish there was Mega Weavile.

 

[Winter]

Granted. Of course that isn't all, Mega Weavile is actually Mega Sneasel and Sneasel doesn't evolve into Weavile so there's no Mega Weavile technically but there is! Schrodinger's Sneasel?

I wish you could fly in a plane in Unova.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted. Plane, you say? Let's all ride the Magic Rhombus!

I wish more people could actually at least acknowledge the existence of 721 different Pokémon.