Corrupt a Wish

[saniachan]

Granted, but Valerie and Viola would switch places. You get what I mean, right? 😏

I wish battles in the main games were remade to be like those in PokeSpe.

 

[Roni]

Granted. Pokemon is now Rated R.

I wish I could have the same infinite stamina as the protagonist in every Pokemon game.

 

[juliorain]

Granted but your pokemon will always be lvl 5. Route 1 forevveeerrrrr


I wish I owned a gym.

 

[Janp]

Granted, but it's one of those Gyms that Gary beat in Kanto and were never shown or mentioned again.

I wish for Pokémon based on Noonwraith.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted but it has the stats of sunflora.

I wish to hang out with a Forretress

 

[Roni]

Granted but it explodes every 30 minutes.

I wish I could get a free bike like in the games.

 

[PageEmp]

As in like in real life? If so, everytime you bring your bike indoors, all the professors will show up and kidnap you. There's a time and place for everything, but not now.

I wish Torterra had a high speed stat.

 

[EmTheGhost]

Granted! It goes so fast, it starts experiencing time dilation. Every time it uses an attack, it disappears from the game for several years.

I wish I had a Feraligatr in Pokemon Go.

 

[budube]

Granted but it will only have 1% in every stat

I wish Gen 9 takes more than one year in development time

 

[Roni]

Granted. It takes 3 decades to come out now.

I wish my online orders would arrive tomorrow, instead of 3 weeks from now.

 

[PageEmp]

Granted, your orders arrive earlier, but will disappear 3 days after you open it.

I wish XY's plot was basically a BW3 instead of it's actual plot and you don't have to play as the XY protagonists.

 

[Roni]

Granted. Every game after it is also a connection to Black and White and is all set in Unova. People get tired of the franchise even quicker than they already do. The manga department is in shambles.

I wish we could have a protagonist that speaks.

 

[PageEmp]

Granted, he always says the opposite of what the player expects him to say, and will stop for hours constantly just to talk.

I wish Duraludon had a pre evo so that it will be easier to find early in the game.

 

[Janp]

Granted, it's called Dondury and can be found on Route 1, but it has BST of 100 and only evolves when you spin your Switch 5 times, eat a chocolate and then travel to Britain and build a skyscraper there. Oh and you have to drink a tea exactly at 5 PM each day since you were born, otherwise Dondury won't evolve.

I wish for new baby Pokémon.

 

[Roni]

Granted. Oh look it's Dondury!

I wish Pokemon could go up to 4 stages of evolution.

 

[Meadow]

Granted! Whoa, check it out... we have a new one already! It apparently evolves from Rhyperior, and its name is "Rhy'm-bigger-than-this-whole-entire-planet!!"... O_O

Okay, that was awful! (>.<) To make myself feel less embarrassed, I wish there was an actual Pokémon with a name that's longer and more ridiculous than the one I just came up with! 😭

 

[EmTheGhost]

Granted! Meet the newest Eeveelution, (chemical name of Titin)eon.

I wish there were more purple Pokemon.

 

[Janp]

Granted, Dondury is now purple. Is that enough new purple Pokémon?

I wish I never came up with Dondury. Duraludon needs better pre-evolution.

 

[Roni]

Granted! Meet the newest Eeveelution, (chemical name of Titin)eon.

I just searched that and I genuinely feel sorry for the shmuck who had to type that all out. May god bless his fingers.

Granted, Dondury is now purple. Is that enough new purple Pokémon?

I wish I never came up with Dondury. Duraludon needs better pre-evolution.

Granted, but someone will come up with it again eventually...he might even work for Game Freak.

I wish Dragonite had a better looking shiny.

 

[Meadow]

Granted—it now has cuter, pink eyes! However, its body still has the exact same palette. Oh, well! 1% better is still better, right? 😉

I wish Ice-type attacks were super effective against Fire-type Pokémon.