Corrupt a Wish

[भाग्य ज्योति]

Granted, but they will never be obtained in any form, unless you pay 1quadrillion dollars to the owner of The Pokemon Company. LMAO

I wish Pokemons could talk like Humans, and communicate with us.

 

[Roni]

granted, but now humans talk like Pokemon. we can only say our name now.

i wish Magikarp could learn Giga Impact

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

As you wish, but its accuracy is 1% and PP is 1.

I wish Necrozma can fuse with Rayquaza.

 

[Starlight]

Granted but it didn't survive the procedure. You can visit it in Lavender Town.

I wish for some moo moo milk

 

[Roni]

granted, but it's from a Gogoat

i wish i could have good tasting Exeggcute for breakfast

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

Granted, but now Forest Police is after you.

I wish Team Rainbow Rocket conquer the Universe.

 

[Starlight]

Granted but I'm their boss. You now answer to me!

I wish for less tentacruels on swimming routes

 

[Roni]

granted. Zubats can swim now too to take their place.

i wish Jirachi were a Fairy type.

 

[Starlight]

Oh, soooo do I!

Jirachi grants the wish for you, but it cannot learn any fairy moves.

I wish for an elite 20

 

[Roni]

granted. they're all double battles and will always be 5 levels higher than your team. and you can't heal between battles btw.

i wish Bulbasaur would lose its Poison typing. just him tho, not his evos.

 

[Starlight]

Granted but now it's a full normal type.

I wish for Lance's dragonite to actually save the day

 

[Roni]

granted, it annhialates every last human being on Earth. the entire world is saved, for today and several to come!

i wish Cherubis grew on trees

 

[Starlight]

Granted but they all get pecked alive by fearows.

I wish for unlimited master balls

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but the catch rate of a master ball is now less than a safari ball.

I wish the Torkoal sitting cutie I wanted to buy at the Pokemon Center hadn't sold out!

 

[Roni]

granted, stock is plentiful but it now costs a million dollars!!

i wish Honchkrow and Mismagius existed in Gen 2

 

[Starlight]

Granted but they're the only two pokemon in gen 2.

I wish there was 4 Legendary dogs in gold / silver

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but game freak is lazy and declares that Snubull was the 4th legendary dog.

I wish to get that shiny snivy I've been hunting for ages in Pokemon Black.

 

[Roni]

granted, but every other shiny you ever caught turn into Bad Eggs :<

i wish a Gym Leader would offer me a position as a Gym trainer.

 

[Starlight]

Granted you are now one of the leader's running shoes.

I wish for no more stealing of Pokemon

 

[Roni]

granted, now everyone is merely "permanently borrowing Pokemon, without permission"

i wish Red could speak