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Corrupt a Wish

For you, granted, but for the opposing Pok?mon, crits land even more often. ;)

I wish for everyone to praise Zeraora. :D
 
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Granted; they're Unown in number form!

I wish for a platform game like Spyro to be made for Switch, only you play as Pok?mon instead!
 
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I wish for a platform game like Spyro to be made for Switch, only you play as Pok?mon instead!
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Wait, would it be something like this? If so, granted! However, the game will be developed by me, and I have absolutely zero knowledge about game development! Fun, right? :D

I wish Shedinja had more than 1 HP.
 
Granted. It learns only OHKO moves.

I wish for another physical Fairy move.
 
Mwahahahaha! Granted, but?hold on, it has to be safe and good? Aww, darn it. ;__; In that case, granted, but it stays unoccupied for the rest of eternity because all of your dolls are secretly evil and they're too scared to get near that place! >:D

I wish the Generation 8 games were coming out this year.
 
Granted but they're buggy and all the new pokemon are more lame UBs designed by an eight year old.

I wish there was a real life pokemon league tournament, not VGC, where you battle in a stadium or an arena with real life holograms of your pokemon with voice commands.
 
Granted, but it's so expensive to sign up for a real life Pokemon League Tournament.

I wish Pokemon were real.
 
Granted! Hope ya like having to deal with conflicts between legendary Pok?mon!

I wish the type distribution was more balanced.
 
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Mwahahahaha! Granted, but?hold on, it has to be safe and good? Aww, darn it. ;__; In that case, granted, but it stays unoccupied for the rest of eternity because all of your dolls are secretly evil and they're too scared to get near that place! >:D
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I love you Epilogue, its good to be back.

Granted, but people cruelly harvest this Pokemon and eat it. It goes extinct before you catch it, there is only one French fry left.

I wish for a new cool new pokemon part poison and fairy based on the Brazilian rainbow boa.
 
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It's granted, but now the 40 year old MLP fans have adopted it as their new mascot and taken it away from the Pokemon series.

I wish the Pokemon bank was free.
 
Granted, but it's incredibly unbalanced, with Deoxys Speed being playable.

I wish I wouldn't lose to Brawly every time I play Gen 3.
 
Granted, Brawly becomes the Rustboro Gym Leader who uses rock type and Roxanne becomes the Dewford Gym Leader who uses fighting type who is hard to defeat.

I wish I was good at catching the roaming legendary Pokemon.
 
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Granted, but the roaming legendaries are now just different letters of unown. The legendary dogs? The Lati twins? No, none of these Pokemon exist now, you wished them out of reality. But you will be good at catching unown!

I wish pokebank and poke transporter allowed you to transfer pokemon directly to gen 6 games, rather than only gen 7.
 
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Granted, but once Gen 8 comes out, they'll be replaced by a bunch of new convoluted (and expensive!) apps that will force you to transfer your Pok?mon to some random Mario game first, and from there, you'll have to beat an extremely difficult minigame to win back your Pok?mon as a reward. :D

I wish Return could be the most powerful move in the game.
 
Granted. It forces you to switch out your Pok?mon, too.

I wish Pok?mon had a New Game Plus.
 
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