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Corrupt a Wish

Granted. Its shiny palette is now capable of inducing seizures.

I wish Generation VII was less laggy.
 
Granted, but now it has twice as many cutscenes! D;

I wish for a Pok?mon based on an opossum.
 
Granted! Here you go:

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Oh wait, now the Pok?mon Company is getting sued for ripping off from Ice Age... D:

I wish Rare Candies could be purchased at the local Pok? Mart.
 
Granted but they're only available for purchase after you complete the national pokedex, catch all shiny pokemon, and defeat the elite four 500 times.

I wish Johto pokemon had more forms since it seems like the only region with the least amount of useful forms.
 
Granted, the starters' final forms all get a Mega. They are so incredibly overpowered however, that they quickly join Primal Rayquaza in the "banned from Ubers" tier.

I wish to be able to ride my bike everywhere. :D
 
Granted, but it's so hard for you to handle your bike.

I wish shiny Pokemon were common in the wild.
 
Granted, but now the regular-coloured Pok?mon are super rare instead, so be prepared for a lot of eye-sores. xD
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I wish to own a professionally translated copy of the new Pok?mon manga, Satoshi Tajiri: the Man Who Created Pok?mon!

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Oh wait, now the Pok?mon Company is getting sued for ripping off from Ice Age... D:
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10/10 for Ice Age! :D
 
Granted, but you are robbed the day you get it. Your copy of this and everything you have related to pokemon is stolen, any games, manga, movies and plushies are stolen, even your Pokemon bank account is hacked into and any stored Pokemon withdrawn!

I wish for special held item just for dragonite called Dragon's shield like Pikachu's light ball. It grants him immunity to ice, dragon, fairy and rock attacks.
 
Granted, but it also makes him weak to water, fire, and grass attacks.

I wish that I could use the move metronome in real life
 
Granted! I hope you don't mind Mega Garchomp's fabulous colour scheme!
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I wish for all my favourite shinies to appear in my Ultra Moon storage.
 
Granted, but they're all gonna stay in the storage box for the rest of eternity. ;)

I wish the next Pokémon games will let us carry portable PCs so we can deposit/withdraw Pokémon wherever we want!
 
Granted, but there's a new "dropping" feature, where your character will accidentally drop the PC, forcing you to buy a new one.

I wish that the next games will bring back Mantine Surfing
 
Granted, but it can only be done at a theme park. The entrance fee of said theme park is $100,000,000.

I wish they'd bring back HMs.

Hyzenthlay said:
Granted! I hope you don't mind Mega Garchomp's fabulous colour scheme!
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Did you just basically pull a "Granted but it's pink."? xD
 
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Granted! HMs will be brought back for a tiny cameo where they can be seen in the next professor's trash bin. :')

I wish we could ride our Bicycle indoors in the next Pokémon game!
 
Granted, but only one Pokémon has this shiny new "rainbow" color and it's a legendary that can't be obtained until the post-game.

I wish they'd finally add a Dark type Gym Leader to the games.
 
Granted, but they'd hardly have any Dark-type Pokémon. flint

I wish we could have more rabbit Pokémon.
 
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