Create Your Own PC Welcome Message

[DarkSerenity]

[Username] Is now the world's greatest Pokemon master!

What are you wearing, [username]?!

[username]'s new nickname is the Procrastinator.

[username], teach me how to hack, teach me, teach me how to hack ---Teach me how to dougie reference-----

[username]no jutsu! ----Naruto reference---

[username] used Kamehameha! It's super effective! -----Pokemon and Dragon ball z reference--------

My little [username], my little [username] ----My little pony: friendship is magic reference-----

You're on a diet, aren't you, [username] ? ----Panty and stocking reference----

[username] hates pears! ----Doctor who reference----

 

[Aurora]

This ain't no place for no <username>

Get in, <username>; we're going shopping

<Username> is good craic

 

[Ho-Oh]

"Make your wonderful dream a reality, <username>"

N n______n

 

[Drayton]

"Welcome to the pokemon center, user"
"Champion user would like to battle"
"Don't just post and lurk, user. Help us make a better slogan[/b]

 

[Candy]

I have a bad imagination, but...

"I hope <user>-senpai notices me." - You know.

"Would you like to form a contract, <user>? ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ " - Puella Magi reference.

"Hey <user>, I know what we're going to do today!"
"Hey <user>, whatcha doing?"
"Hey! Where's <user>?"
- Phineas and Ferb. P:

Yes, I'm lame with welcome messages. :'D

 

[Nah]

^Don't worry, I'm not any better.

Gonna add a couple more, cuz why not.

Great to see you again, [username]! You want the usual, right?

[username] is PC's Vagrant of Love

 

[Megan]

"Your new name is <user>" (Disgaea)
"But <user> is still hungry" (Chrono Trigger)
"I am <user>" (Zelda 2)

 

[Colress Machine]

<username> pities the fool. (Mr. T reference)
Greetings, <username>. Let's take a journey. (Reference to Snoop's line in California Girls)
Heeeeere's <username>. (The Shining reference)
The power of <username> compels you. (The Exorcist reference)
Yoo-hoo, <username>,big summer blowout! (Frozen reference)
Dishoner on you, <username>! Dishonor on your cow! (Mulan reference)
I can't think of any more. This is harder than I thought.

 

[Nathan]

<user>'s power level is over 9000!

 

[Venitardus]

IT IS OVER, <username>! ~ The Last Of Us

What happened to you, <username>? ~ Jak 2

But <username>, now we can't change you back. ~ Jak and Daxter: TPL

<Username>, Don't touch anything! ~ Opening cutscene from Jak 2

Find yourself <username>! ~ Samos from Jak 2

 

[Livewire]

"May the odds be ever in your favor, _____!"

Do we have that one already? If not, somebody should totally make that one happen.

 

[Blastin'Tyruntz]

WOW
The welcome mesaage i wrote here was my welcome message when i came here!
WHO STOLE IT?

 

[Tlachtli]

Two more came to mind while procrastinating doing my work:

"Hello [name], I want to play a game." (Saw)
"Help me [name], you're my only hope." (Star Wars)

 

[destinedjagold]

"Banning [username] in 3... 2... 1..."

...yeah, I'm bored~

 

[Deleted member 211486]

"Error 404, <user> not found."
"Hi, I'm <user> and I like warm hugs!" (Frozen reference)
"<user> is still working on a better slogan."
"<user>, we've got to beat Misty!" (TwitchPlaysPokemon reference)
"<user>! There's a time and place for everything!"
"No one expects the <user> Inquisition!" (Monty Python reference)
"We have a <user>." (Avengers reference)
"Why so serious, <user>?" (Batman reference)
"Because I'm <user>!" (HISHE Batman reference)
"<user>, don't forget to be awesome!" (vlogbrothers reference)
"You've got the moves like <user>." (Moves Like Jagger reference)
"<user> is happiness."
"Someone's watching you, <user>."

I really hope these get considered by the staff or something :3

 

[Salamence62]

1. <username>, I am your father (star wars)

2. you'll hear me roaaaaar, <username>! (katy perry)

3. <username>, make me a god damn sandwich!

4. i see you're a friend of Professor Snape's, <username>... (get him to the greek)

5. yo, <username>, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?

hehe, how about that? C:

 

[Harmonious Fusion]

[user] likes shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear! - I'm dumb, this is already in.

[user] is blasting off again!

[user]? There's an app for that.

No, [user]. You are the demons.

BILLY MAYS HERE FOR [user]!

 

[srinator]

welcome to my mind palace _______ (sherlock reference )
ALL HAIL DARKSEID
Come on ________, lets do the bongo

 

[Monster Guy]

We need more MLP references. :P

The __ everypony should know.

___ needs to be about 20 percent cooler

 

[Alexander Nicholi]

Here's some awesome Firefly/Serenity references to put in (I hope to God at least one admin is a fan):

Do you know what your sin is, Alex?
When Alex goes to ground, leave no ground to go to.
Can't stop the signal, Alex.
They melted. They didn't know Alex could do that…
Alex aims to misbehave.