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Crude descriptions

Childhood trauma. (Earthbound)
You collect enough bugs to make an insectarium. (LoZ: Twilight Princess)
 
Get yourself into life-crippling debt in a town where you're a mayor that has no mandatory duties. Get yourself out of debt quickly by going to an island where you catch a lot of rare bugs, questionably endangering species. (Animal Crossing: New Leaf)
 
Table-Flipping Simulator (Tabletop Simulator)
 
Art is alive and well. (Super Mario 64)
 
Lego...for adults ashamed to play with Lego (Minecraft)
Pretend you can play an instrument to impress all your friends (Rock Band)
 
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator. (Portal)
Throw a rock into electricity killing almost everyone. (Half-Life)
Wake up on a train and start a revolution. (Half-Life 2)
Walk to the train station with your best friend's hot daughter who is romantically interested in you. (Half-Life 2: Episode 1)
The world is ruled by giant worms. (Half-Life 2: Episode 2)
 
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Drink from irradiated toilets until you die. (Fallout: New Vegas)

Your Titan will be ready in X seconds. (Titanfall)

8 to 10 hour campaign, half of which will be spent in The Library. (Halo: CE)

DOGMEAT, NO! (Fallout 1)
 
Mine until you get blown up by a creeper. [Minecraft]

Run around killing everything because you don't know what's going on. [Ultima VII]

A bunch of teenagers running around killing Shadows [Persona 3]
 
Just buy this game its own memory card cause there won't be enough space on yours. (Animal Crossing)
So adorable that you never want to play again because you feel bad when your babies get eaten. (Pikmin)
The Legend of Zelda: What the ♥♥♥♥ (Majora's Mask)
I didn't expect this to get so popular, honestly. (this thread)
 
People are dying. You will probably die too. (Corpse Party)
Throw balls at people. (Pokémon)
Shoot anyone because you have bad FPS. (Trouble in Terrorist Town, Garry's Mod)
Test your google skills because you don't know what a 26 sided shape is! (Dr Kawashima's Brain Training)
A iPhone Destroying Simulator! (Flappy Bird)
 
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Demand immortality from Death after beating it in a duel, spend the whole game killing evil monsters so you could die. (Chakan the Forever Man)
KILL EVERYTHING ON SCREEN (Gunstar Heroes)
 
Go kill your own species now with bugs that scare the ♥♥♥♥ out of you! - StarCraft II

A game where animal cruelty is more popular than killing your enemy! - C&C Mental Omega

Drive in cars you will never be able to afford! - Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit
 
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