Dear Anonymous,
I'm sorry, but I tried my best. I've been patient with you for the past month, but nothing I'm saying is being retained. Clearly if you were hired for a job that completely relies on computer navigation, it would help if you could do so, even in a basic matter. We gave you an open-note test to prove you could at least look stuff up when you didn't know it, but you failed that too. You'll be fired in a few days, and I'll feel bad for you, but I've done everything I can to help.
I'm sorry, but I tried my best. I've been patient with you for the past month, but nothing I'm saying is being retained. Clearly if you were hired for a job that completely relies on computer navigation, it would help if you could do so, even in a basic matter. We gave you an open-note test to prove you could at least look stuff up when you didn't know it, but you failed that too. You'll be fired in a few days, and I'll feel bad for you, but I've done everything I can to help.