good diplomacy

[Her]

you are the leader of dkfskfg33sdff. you've just been delivered a message from your most trusted aide that the nuclear-armed nation of sl;kf;slgrmkl;, who dkfskfg33sdff has been at a detente with for many years, has changed course and will fire their thermonuclear weapons immediately unless your response calms them.

except your response to this threat will be the last text you have sent.

how does your great nation fare?

 

[Aslan]

"it's over for them"

more like it's over for me. I have just assured the death of my own nation sorry to disappoint everyone

 

[pastelspectre]

"aaaa hugs"

i guess were just gonna be a super nice and comfy nation

 

[baire]

"https://arxiv.org/pdf/1805.10451.pdf that's the paper i mentioned"

honestly not sure what happens, but hopefully they're on the AI / ML / D E E P L E A R N I N G / B I G D A T A hype train
god i love how buzzwordy industry is. hopefully i can follow up the message with a monograph on B L O C K C H A I N S

 

[Nah]

"Ok"

so apparently making me leader of this fictional nation was not the best idea they ever had

 

[moon]

I guess we want to get bombed :15:

 

[Sirfetch’d]

"yes"

looks like it's curtains for me

 

[Sawsbuck]

I show them a bunch of pictures on Flickr
🤔

 

[Corrin]

"Same brain?"

????

 

[gimmepie]

"Good job"

I was never very devoted to my country.

 

[Nah]

so clearly PC staffers make for incompetent leaders of a country

 

[Charlie Brown]

"rip"

nothing like admitting defeat!

 

[gimmepie]

so clearly PC staffers make for incompetent leaders of a country

I'd have hoped at least you and I who mod the section with all the political stuff would be competent but nope. It's the end of the era of the dkfskfg33sdff Empire.