Grill the Pokemon above

[Zeostar]

I do not like it at all. Weavile is so much sleeker looking.

Avalugg

 

[ReKoil]

I don't see any need to roast it. It makes a perfectly fine table for people to dine on! 😏

Gastrodon

 

[Orion☆]

Entirely unremarkable in the presence of other Water/Ground-types like Quagsire, Whiscash, Seismitoad and Swampert.

Grimmsnarl

 

[ReKoil]

Looks like someone told a lot of lies... 😉

Pikachu

 

[Orion☆]

Overrated to hell and back for what it actually is in-game. Even the Partner Pikachu with its stat boosts can't carry the team. I was so happy Mimikyu surpassed it in popularity and I still do wish Raichu were more popular as well; they're better and way cuter alternatives to Pikachu.

Arbok?

 

[Zeostar]

For something so menacing looking...it's so awfully weak.

Volbeat

 

[Orion☆]

Doesn't remotely look like the insect it's supposed to be, and the same goes for Illumise. Gimme proper firefly Mons nowwww.

Delphox?

 

[ReKoil]

I'm sowwy Delphox, you know I love you, but.... your shiny is VERY unappealing =\

Exploud?

 

[Megan]

It's very forgettable. How many times did I go through gen 3 and was not thinking "I wish I had an exploud"? Like, can you even get one outside of that generation? I forgot.

Houndoom

 

[Orion☆]

Hate hate hate the curved horns. They miss the concept of what a Doberman Mon should be like. Actually... now I realize its Mega form is better-designed than its normal form.

Shiftry?

 

[ReKoil]

It's Pinokkio on geta, with fan arms.
I also just constantly forget about it's existence.... =p

Flygon ?

 

[Zeostar]

A dragon in the same generation as Salamence and Rayquaza does not bode well for it. However it is much more feasible to obtain earlier in the story.

Zangoose

 

[Orion☆]

Painful to obtain, and barely useful by the time you can get one. I wish it got some kind of boost in the future.

Popplio?

 

[Roni]

3rd best looking Alolan starter. All my opinion, hate me if u must :3

Baltoy

 

[ReKoil]

It has the lowest base Attack stat of all Ground type Pokemon.

Noivern

 

[Orion☆]

Absolutely terrible defensive stats! (My poor Clave struggled a lot despite being able to land good hits.)

Hisuian Electrode?

 

[PageEmp]

Why isn't it smiling anymore? And why did I get saddled with the least insultable mon on this page

Drapion

 

[Fairy]

If that thing is at all supposed to be a scorpion, then it's figuratively and literally ass-backwards.

Lapras.

 

[ReKoil]

A smart and kindhearted Pokémon, it glides across the surface of the sea while its beautiful song echoes around it.

Lapras must be the grim reaper, spreading it's Perish Song everywhere.

Growlithe

 

[Orion☆]

Its Kantonian form is cute, but bland compared to the Hisuian form. And the Hisuian form has one of the absolute worst type combinations defensively. (Poor puppers.)

Lycanroc?