Have You Ever?

[Zeostar]

Yes.

Have you ever had an important position at a wedding?

 

[Homeskulled Kid]

Sure I did. I was guest No. 34. Prestige, my boy! The prestige!

Have you ever played a Scribblenauts game?

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Alas, no! :(

Have you ever faked a climax?

 

[Homeskulled Kid]

Ten minutes later and I'm still trying to conjure up an answer which doesn't involve vague choking noises. My wit has failed me. I am adrift. I'm also crying but that's irrelevant.

...the answer to your question, however, would be no. I'll say something witty when I come out of therapy.

Have you ever done an accurate impersonation of a famous character/person?

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Yes, at least I've been told I do.

Have you ever eaten an egg that was not laid by a chicken? I.e Duck eggs, quail, ostrich etc.

 

[Kai]

Yes; A variety of fish eggs, an ostrich egg, parasite eggs in well done fish, and I'm almost certain there was a fried duck egg on a Vietnamese dish I ate long ago.

Have you ever baked bread?

 

[strangerhypno]

Yeah

Have you ever hugged a large grizzly bear?

 

[noa]

No, though I would love to if I knew I wouldn't die.

Have you ever only ate junk food for a week?

 

[Janp]

No, I don't think I've ever done that.

Have you ever cry yourself to sleep?

 

[Homeskulled Kid]

Oh, undoubtedly. I alternate between emotional as fuck and utterly stunted. Nowadays I deadpan myself to sleep.

Have you ever performed in front of other people?

 

[Kai]

Yes, plenty of times.

Have you ever danced with death?

 

[Kai]

Yes, plenty of times.

Have you ever danced with death?

 

[Homeskulled Kid]

We tango every time I poke my finger into the budgie cage.

Have you ever touched an octopus?

 

[Zeostar]

No, unfortunately.

Have you ever preformed karaoke within the past year?

 

[Homeskulled Kid]

Yeah. I did: Riptide. I Need a Hero. I Dreamed a Dream. All-star. Be Prepared. Journey to the Past. I Bet My Life. Bittersweet Symphony. A fairly diverse list of songs that I mangled with my lack of voice control, but improvement is dependant on failure. The more epic, the better. That night, it was like someone had swapped my vocal cords for that of an Ibis with laryngitis.

Have you ever played Bioshock?

 

[L'Belle]

Nope never.

Have you ever played Jenga

 

[Homeskulled Kid]

Once, I think...? It's a desperately old memory.

Have you ever owned a pet mouse?

 

[Janp]

No, I've never had any pets.

Have you ever been part of a pub fight?

 

[Homeskulled Kid]

Nah. I'd totally slay it, though.

Have you ever witnessed a crime?

 

[Starlight]

Unfortunately, yes.

Have you ever eaten snails?