How do you eat your pizza?

[zakisrage]

Do you eat the cheese first, then the crust - or do you eat the crust with the cheese still on it?

I always eat the cheese first (with a fork), and then eat the crust after the cheese is gone.

 

[Margot]

If I'm picturing this correctly, I don't actually think I've seen that happen before - where you eat just the cheese first and then the crust. I like to eat both together since I'm not too huge on plain crust anyway.

 

[gimmepie]

I just devour it from the point of the slice down and repeat until most of the pizza is gone.

 

[Lipstick Vogue]

I put mine in a blender with the sides and cokes and then drink it.

 

[Judge Mandolore Shepard]

When it comes to pizza, I start from the tip and work my way to the end. I also never use a knife and fork when I eat pizza. I always use my hands.

 

[blue]

I just stuff it in my mouth from the point upwards tbh

 

[Mr Cat Dog]

I don't like pizza, but when I eat it, I usually just eat the crust at the end.

I understand all of those words individually, but not when put together in that exact sentence!

+1 to the "shove it into my mouth as fast as humanly possible without regard for the consequences" brigade.

 

[Star-Lord]

Depends on how greasy it is - Normally I just pick the damn thing up and inhale from the tip (With crust!) but if it's a really greasy pizza I use a knife and fork.

 

[Esper]

The crust edge is the structural support. If you eat that first you'll have unstable pizza. Unstable pizza, I tell you!

 

[Austin]

For every pizza, regardless of temperature or size. Standard pizza etiquette.

 

[Somewhere_]

I eat pizza the proper way:

1) NO UTENSILS, even if it is overflowing with cheese or really thick- no exceptions

2) bite the tip first

3) eat until all of the cheese-on-bread part is gone

4) eat the crust from one side to the other

5) continue until the box is done

 

[pastelspectre]

i just eat pizza from the tip and to the crust, and then eat the crust. unless it's a greasy pizza, then i use a fork and knife.

 

[Sektor]

No, no, no! You're all doing it wrong!

This is the proper way to eat a pie!

 

[Drayton]

I eat the cheese first and lastly eat the crust if I'm not that full when eating too many.

 

[Sylphiel]

I pick it up, and then I eat it.

Might be some folding in half if it's a big enough slice, but otherwise I don't usually bother with that. Take pizza, insert into mouth, eat pizza. The basics. :D

 

[tokyodrift]

i actually fold mine slightly. i've never used any type of utensil for eating pizza.

 

[curiousnathan]

I never fold; eat from the tip of the slice and to the crust.

 

[L'Belle]

I eat the cheese first and then the rest. If I don't do that, the cheese gets on my chin and thats HOT

 

[Desert Stream~]

The normal way. I don't get cheese on mine, so that's not an issue.

 

[TwilightBlade]

I pick it up and shove it into my mouth until it's gone. If it's greasy, I fold it in half like the above picture. I've never had pizza using a fork/knife.