I drove to Walmart at 11am to buy cookie dough...

Lucid

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    So I could eat the whole tube, in my pajamas, because I'm an adult. What are some things you always wanted to do as a kid but never could until you grew the fuck up?
     
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    My list includes, but is not limited to...

    - Go skinny dipping
    - Grow my hair out to past my shoulders and dye it neon pink
    - Buy several very expensive items of technology
    - Get a credit card
    - Get ridiculously drunk
    - Smoke a pipe
    - Stay up until I literally pass out
    - Eat an entire birthday cake in one sitting by myself
    - Watch the Alien movies
    - Spend longer than 10 hours a week on the internet
    - Go to London by myself
    - Get married and have three kids

    Of course, by the time I was old enough to do these things, I was old enough to have the common sense/self-restraint not to do them, or I didn't want to do them anymore. Or I just haven't done them yet. The ones I've actually done aren't as obvious as one might think.

     
    sleep naked

    watch rated r movies, stay up til whenever, ruin my appetite before dinner
     
    Make food at 11pm without anyone questioning me.
    Stay up until 4-5am for weeks in a row (.... not recommended though).
    Leave and come home whenever I want without having to tell others.
    On the other hand also stay inside and enjoy being by myself without anyone telling me to go outside.
    Have a lot more privacy in general.

    My mum never actually set too many limits and usually let me do what I wanted (to a healthy extent) but now I do enjoy the freedom of not living at home.
     
    When I was younger and going to school, I could not stay up whenever I wanted. Now that I'm not annoyed by school and work (yeah my job failed due to incompatibility with workers) I have that freedom and it's great.
     
    I've never slept away from home at a friend's house until I was 19 years old.

    I didn't either other than maybe twice? Not because I couldn't but just because I hate sleeping away from my own bed :<
     
    I love this thread so much.

    Let's see... OH! Drop more than $100 on Pokemon cards all at once. Haven't done it yet, but I've come close to half.
     
    this struck me the other day when i was buying beer. I was standing in line and it just dawned on me "i am literally free to do anything i want"
     
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