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Last One to Post Wins! v2

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Megan

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    I thought someone but me posted last, but it turns out to be just my imagination. :D
     
    StCooler

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    Unfortunately, you were staring at the sky, and you didn't see me stealing your win!
     
    StCooler

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    If you want the win, you'll have to beat me!
    *Triumphant boss battle music*
    *Proceeds to unsheathe unrealistically long and wide scythes, definitely not to hide some insecurities*
     
    ReKoil

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    StCooler said:
    If you want the win, you'll have to beat me!
    *Triumphant boss battle music*
    *Proceeds to unsheathe unrealistically long and wide scythes, definitely not to hide some insecurities*
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    here's your beat:
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    Now, take it away MC Cooler, do the kabutops rap!
     
    Megan

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    *pulls up a table*

    Finally, I have space in my pockets again to put the win in!
     

    Starlight

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    ReKoil

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    Ash Ketchup said:
    What's that? RK487 has challenged you to a rap battle?
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    Lol I go with an alternate meaning of a word and I get called out right away xD
    Oh well, Cooler actually did it so I guess I might as well try xD
    I'm neither a rapper, nor do I ever listen to the stuff. But I think I'm a somewhat decent rhymer, so:

    StCooler said:
    First of all, I am not a rapper.

    What y'all doin'
    Let me take the win
    I'm the assassin
    For that cardinal sin
    I'll turn you into mince
    Say hi to the prince!
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    Why would we let you take the win,
    you'd be better off asking a Djinn!

    You say to say hi to the prince,
    so I am here so that I may convince,
    that the prince needs no salutations,
    but rather adjustments to his expectations.

    For it is I who takes the win,
    so take note of this big fat grin,
    while Megan plays the violin!

    Ash Ketchup said:
    Bravo, bravo, you win... hold up...

    What's that? RK487 has challenged you to a rap battle?
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    I thought about ignoring this,
    but I'd rather roar and hiss,
    so I'll oblige you this time,
    and make you pay for this crime,
    for you will be the next,
    to come up with some rap-text!

    Make if fancy or make it snazzy,
    just make sure you make it sassy! ;)

    Eleanor said:
    ooh i wanna see :woop:
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    Be careful what you wish for,
    or I might just drag you into this chore!
    And I'll tell you what's more,
    This post here has rap galore!

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    Ngl, all this took me a good 30-45 minutes to come up with xD
    (Some of the words are just to rhyme too)
     
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    Starlight

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    Oh, so it's going down like this?
    Yo, my rhymes never miss
    I'm the resident poet
    And it's time y'all know it

    Cooler's a Prince?
    Oh yeah, when since?
    We know you're a fossil
    Reborn to jostle, and fight
    With all your might,
    The win? Nah, no way, not tonight

    Megan's still silent
    She's never been violent
    but can we trust her
    If we thrust her, into battles?
    Don't get up her hackles
    Or she'll put us in shackles

    And ReKoil
    Tryna make our blood boil
    You wanna bring in Eleanor?
    Well buddy I'm telling ya
    You must be trippin'
    She'll leave ya spittin'
    'bout your own defeat
    You can't stand her heat

    I'll be last, I always am
    You'll say yes ma'am
    When I say I'm the best
    Cause I passed the test
    Beat the rest
    I took the crown
    Beat you down
    Was last to post
    Its time to boast
    How none of you could step up
    To the Queen, Ash Ketchup

    *drops mic*
     
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