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Last One to Post Wins! v2

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Forget that gardivoir! Are you sure about that?
 
Unfortunately, you were staring at the sky, and you didn't see me stealing your win!
 
If you want the win, you'll have to beat me!
*Triumphant boss battle music*
*Proceeds to unsheathe unrealistically long and wide scythes, definitely not to hide some insecurities*
 
StCooler said:
If you want the win, you'll have to beat me!
*Triumphant boss battle music*
*Proceeds to unsheathe unrealistically long and wide scythes, definitely not to hide some insecurities*
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here's your beat:
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Now, take it away MC Cooler, do the kabutops rap!
 
Ash Ketchup said:
What's that? RK487 has challenged you to a rap battle?
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Lol I go with an alternate meaning of a word and I get called out right away xD
Oh well, Cooler actually did it so I guess I might as well try xD
I'm neither a rapper, nor do I ever listen to the stuff. But I think I'm a somewhat decent rhymer, so:

StCooler said:
First of all, I am not a rapper.

What y'all doin'
Let me take the win
I'm the assassin
For that cardinal sin
I'll turn you into mince
Say hi to the prince!
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Why would we let you take the win,
you'd be better off asking a Djinn!

You say to say hi to the prince,
so I am here so that I may convince,
that the prince needs no salutations,
but rather adjustments to his expectations.

For it is I who takes the win,
so take note of this big fat grin,
while Megan plays the violin!

Ash Ketchup said:
Bravo, bravo, you win... hold up...

What's that? RK487 has challenged you to a rap battle?
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I thought about ignoring this,
but I'd rather roar and hiss,
so I'll oblige you this time,
and make you pay for this crime,
for you will be the next,
to come up with some rap-text!

Make if fancy or make it snazzy,
just make sure you make it sassy! ;)

Eleanor said:
ooh i wanna see :woop:
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Be careful what you wish for,
or I might just drag you into this chore!
And I'll tell you what's more,
This post here has rap galore!

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Ngl, all this took me a good 30-45 minutes to come up with xD
(Some of the words are just to rhyme too)
 
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Oh, so it's going down like this?
Yo, my rhymes never miss
I'm the resident poet
And it's time y'all know it

Cooler's a Prince?
Oh yeah, when since?
We know you're a fossil
Reborn to jostle, and fight
With all your might,
The win? Nah, no way, not tonight

Megan's still silent
She's never been violent
but can we trust her
If we thrust her, into battles?
Don't get up her hackles
Or she'll put us in shackles

And ReKoil
Tryna make our blood boil
You wanna bring in Eleanor?
Well buddy I'm telling ya
You must be trippin'
She'll leave ya spittin'
'bout your own defeat
You can't stand her heat

I'll be last, I always am
You'll say yes ma'am
When I say I'm the best
Cause I passed the test
Beat the rest
I took the crown
Beat you down
Was last to post
Its time to boast
How none of you could step up
To the Queen, Ash Ketchup

*drops mic*
 
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