~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Megan]

Well, paper money technically grows on trees in form of cotton, so... But now there is more than ever. Unfortunately inflation increases in such a huge rate that it becomes pretty much worthless.

I wish for a single small pebble.

 

[PageEmp]

Granted, but you didn't want a big pebble and it's capable of growing constantly every second.

I wish I could create basically anything with my mind.

 

[Roni]

granted, but whatever you make only lasts 3 seconds before it disintegrates into nothingness again. there is no work around to this.

i wish wireless devices didn't need to charge and had infinite energy always.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but in order to make sure your wish adheres to the principle of energy not being able to be destroyed or created every particle is sucked into your device leaving the world around them an empty void.

I wish a week consisted of four work days and three weekend days.

 

[PageEmp]

Granted. However one weekend day is a day you still have to work, and worst off all, it's sandwiched between the two other days.

I wish I could break the fourth wall.

 

[Fleurdelis]

Granted, but you have to break the third wall first and you dont have the power for that wall

I wish I had a date

 

[Izanagee2005]

you have a date now. 26th march 2021.

i wish i had a wish.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it gets corrupted!

I wish for a piece of paper.

 

[Izanagee2005]

granted but someone has used it already

i wish i was a defense attorney

 

[PageEmp]

Granted. This turns you into a talking wall, somehow.

I wish everyone was incredibly immature.

 

[Squirtlenator]

Granted but, now everyone is incredibly annoying and you wish that you didn't make that wish

I wish for nice weather

 

[PageEmp]

Granged. Whag you get is what most people consider nice weather, and it so happens to be weather that you don't like.

I wish I had more motivation to continue my Glazed comic.

 

[ElBurrito]

Granted, but you lose the will to do anything else.

I wish I had an ice cream cone with three scoops of mint chocolate chip ice cream.

 

[Squirtlenator]

Granted but, the sun is so hot that it melted before you could eat it

I wish ice cream didn't melt

 

[Megan]

Granted, but now its so hard, you can't eat it.

I wish I had a good post flair.

 

[ElBurrito]

Granted, but you will be unable to post on this forum from now on.

I wish Stargates were real.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but now Egyptian snake gods are on the loose trying to conquer Earth!

I wish DST got abolished!

 

[ElBurrito]

Granted, but the Earth stopped rotating around the sun and flew off to another galaxy.

I wish I had a talking horse.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it just goes on and on and on and just doesn't want to stop!

I wish the pandemic were over!

 

[ElBurrito]

Granted, but now a new one is right around the corner.

I wish the current pandemic would just give us zombies already.