~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

Granted, but you become deathly allergic to strawberry Cornett is

I wish for a new planet
 
Granted you have very nice poster colours....

I whish that i had super soldier serum.....
(Captian england)
 
Granted, but it gets injected to your skitty, so you now have a supercat.... Skitty Savior!

Spoiler:


Actually that doesn't sad that bad.... no more rat or mouse problems =o

I wish the flooding in Limburg (province in southern NL) would stop.
It's pretty bad there atm
 
Granted, but the flood simply transfers to the rest of the world. You are trapped, and every one outside of Limburg is dead. The economy has collapsed and everyone is homeless because no one can afford houses.

I wish for a free, new, perfectly functioning laptop.
 
Granted, you got it but it fell down from the 30th floor......
Hope it survives the crash!

I whish for for a ginne who can complete my every whish for whole life....
 
Granted, but he will be a bit hard on hearing and cannot read, so for example if you wish for a million bucks, you will get a million ducks



I wish to get good at art
 
Granted, you are but you never draw the art......

I whish to see allen in real life.....
 
Granted, but neither of you can remember the encounter at all.

I wish for my Kinglocke challenge to be moderator approved
 
Granted! After visiting the hairdressers, your floor sweepings rise up and storm the city! Right now they have the Mayor locked in the town hall, and are demanding a helicopter, one million dollars and 500 bottles of conditioner.

I wish nothing died ;(
 
Granted, no one is dying in movies now........

I whish for a bike.....
 
Granted, but everyone at work will blame you and only you for creating that mess in the first place.

I wish I could learn German!
 
Granted, you can! You just need to move there, live in an old couple's basement and have them drill the language into you for 2 years. You are now fluent in german!
You completely forget about your life before though and stay there forever... details, details....

I wish Mosquitos left our house alone.
 
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