~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[ReKoil]

Granted, they change the music every 15 seconds. It's also always 15 seconds of the part of a track nobody cares about.

I wish for unobtainium

 

[Starlight]

Granted! It's in that empty box over there...

I with for some good pizza!

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but it has pineapple AND olives on it, so it's good but not perfect.

I wish for more free time.

 

[Megan]

Granted, nobody wants to employ you anymore. Have all the free time in the world!

I wish to be less cynical. <_<

Granted, but it has pineapple AND olives on it, so it's good but not perfect.

I wish for more free time.

Putting olives onto pizza. I can't believe it! D:

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you follow a workshop by George Carlin and now you realize that the best way to combat your cynicism is to just give up on the ideal world altogether. Grab a pitchfork and let's just go burn it all down! 😈

I wish for an inventory system irl so that I can lug around tons of stuff without having to physically carry it =D

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but it's Resident Evil 1's inventory, so you can store any objet of any weight, but you can only store six of them :D

I wish for an eagle pet.

Putting olives onto pizza. I can't believe it! D:

This is actually the worst thing for me, besides pineapple XD

Me in a nutshell D:

 

[Retek]

(Olives on pizza is great! WDYM?)
Anyways, granted you have an eagle pet, but it enjoyed dirtying the area around you, wherever you go! ;)

I...wish for hugs. 😔

 

[Megan]

Granted. But you need to cross the entire continent if you want to get it.

I wish for some Apple Juice.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted:

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A nice new charger to put some juice back in your Apple product =D

I wish for The Witcher 4

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but it's published by Electronic Arts, so it barely runs for more than an hour before crashing, it is filled with bugs, there are lootboxes, infinite 10€ skin DLCs, including a bikini skin for Ciri and Geralt; Denuvo is included, as well as a mandatory online connection whenever you play, and two months after the game is published, they shut down CD Projekt.
I think EA does or did more than half of these but I'm not sure they do/did all

I wish for a better laptop that can run Elden Ring.

(Olives on pizza is great! WDYM?)

I hate olives XD

I...wish for hugs. 😔

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[papper]

Granted, what a nice computer that I acquired for you legally! boy, wouldn't it suck if someone was looking for it ahahahaha...

I wish I could actually finish a book

 

[Megan]

Granted. You can now finish off books with a single strike! But only one type of books, though. Namely the ones written by people with questionable ideologies.

I wish for a pet dragon!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, here's your Dragon pet!

You do have a copy of Portal Knights, right? 😉

I wish for better memory

 

[StCooler]

Here, take that memory stick. It's a bit old though, so you get only 512 GB of memory.

I wish for better learning skills.

 

[Eleanor]

Granted. It's called "the sleep schedule of an Abra". ;)

I wish I could be a pet cat!

 

[Megan]

Granted but you definitely won't enjoy the medical treatment you'll get to experience.

I wish for a bigger hammer.

 

[RadEmpoleon]

Granted, but it's so big that you can't lift it anymore.

I wish for a tub of cookies and cream ice cream.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted.... and you get to watch me eat them without sharing any 😘

I wish for the summer heat to skip a year =p

 

[Eleanor]

Granted but you definitely won't enjoy the medical treatment you'll get to experience.

Oh you are so wrong :p

Granted, you just need to move to Australia when the time is right...

I wish I could make funnier posts in this thread~

 

[Zeostar]

Granted. However you became so funny it broke my corruption wand.

I wish the labyrinth had a sequel while david bowie was alive.