~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, but they are now so patient that they are infuriatingly lazy!

I wish Gardevoir and their line would stop being a part of the Amorphous Egg Group! This makes no sense!

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but now they no longer are in the human-like group and cannot breed anymore.

Spoiler:

With the way I see Gardevoir, I could understand their line was in the "amorphous" egg group lol

I wish for a new Slowpoke form in Pokémon Violet/Scarlet.

 

[Megan]

Granted, they now have a academia-form and can only be obtained by solving an excrutiating amount of logic puzzles.

I wish for some rain.

 

[NearAutomas]

Granted, your house gets flooded along the process, it rains for hours, days, months, bringing the entire world into a state of...

Spoiler:

too much water

I wish to be a ghost for a day!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, they now have a academia-form and can only be obtained by solving an excrutiating amount of logic puzzles.

And they only live in Reborn's region! ^^

Granted, your house gets flooded along the process, it rains for hours, days, months, bringing the entire world into a state of...

Spoiler:

too much water

I wish to be a ghost for a day!

Granted. But said day starts over, and again, and again, ...

I wish I could fact-check Arceus being our god!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted.... my friend here will help you meet it:

Spoiler:

Don't go dodging them now though... you wanna meet Arceus, right? 😇

I wish I never had the idea to perfect my Legends Arceus dex.....

 

[Whiteeyes1989]

Granted. Of course since you never had it you never realized why it was such a bad idea and came up with it again later. This is the 78th loop...

I wish the Trix Rabbit would just get some Trix cereal already.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it tastes just like any other cereal out there. That is: paper coated in sugar.

I wish to attend a fun concert.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, but the crowd laughs so loudly that you can't hear anything else!

I wish to visit the biggest library in the world!

 

[Starlight]

Granted!!!! Alas, you were too late ;(

I wish for all my dear PC friends to be happy 😊

 

[ReKoil]

Granted....
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... alright that's long enough, everyone back to being unhappy.... pronto! 😈

I wish for an all inclusive vacation.

 

[Whiteeyes1989]

Granted. Of course you still have to pay for everything...and I mean EVERYTHING.

I wish the world would explode.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, in another galaxy, a smart, pacific, and very advanced extraterrestrial civilization woke up today, and their world just exploded.
By the way, this civilization was about to come to Earth and solve our climate change issues and help us understand the world, life, and the universe, and they didn't invent capitalism.

Spoiler:

And they know if the Riemann hypothesis is true or not.

I wish for a happy ending.

 

[Starlight]

Granted! Here is your new Tangled DVD!

I wish I could find another lovely midnight plum candle...

 

[Whiteeyes1989]

You find it! Sadly somebody else already owns it.

I wish I was no longer allergic to tomatoes.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but you realize that you really hate the taste of tomatoes. Was it really worth it?

I wish for public transport to be actually good and free!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, but public transport vehicles are now so crowded that you can't get in one without using Minimize!

I wish for a Wii U.

 

[Starlight]

I wish for a Wii U.

Granted! Enjoy!

Spoiler:

I wish for a nice hat

 

[Retek]

Noted!

"N(an) ice hat."

I wish for a hug. :')

 

[ReKoil]

Spoiler:

Your screen must be feeling mighty special now 😉

I wish for a Stargate boxset.