~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Rynamite]

Granted, but your time on this, and future weekends are sped up by 1.5x, while the week days are 0.75x the speed

I wish I could understand animals

 

[Lavender]

Granted, but now you can't understand humans!

I wish I was part robot!

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted but your robot half takes over your human half!

i wish for new shoes.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but they come with a cat that you need to take care of now! All your shoes will belong to it!

Spoiler:

Personally I'd consider it a bonus =P

I wish for comfier pajamas.

 

[Lavender]

Granted, but you can only wear them during the day!

I wish for the ability to travel into cyberspace!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, but when you exit cyberspace, you are now a Missingno!

I wish I had an idea of a wish to wish for!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but the idea got corrupted instead and you end up wishing for a large size pizza stuffed with rice and with sushi on top!

I wish for free chocolate for everyone!

 

[Lavender]

Granted! but you don't get any!

I wish to become a Japanese citizen!

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Granted, but then every other citizen suddenly decides to migrate to other countries!

I wish it was easier for me to keep up with posts in this section.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, the section bugs out and now nobody gets to post

I wish for a good night's rest.

 

[Lavender]

Granted, you sleep for 5 days straight!

I wish for the ability to double jump and dash in midair!

 

[Starlight]

Granted. Congratulations, you are now a certified plumber.

I wish for nice weather where I'm going next week

 

[Lavender]

Granted but you never go!

I wish for a mech suit!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it's way too small so you have to train your dog to use it! =D

I wish for a more bug proof house.

 

[PageEmp]

Granted. But this new bug proof house is ridiculously small to the point it barely fits you inside.

I wish I could create cartoon TV shows with my mind.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted but only you can watch them!

i wish for some new wind chimes.

 

[Lavender]

Granted but they sound like this:

Spoiler:

I wish for an IRL friend!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but your new friend only speaks Klingon and you're the only one who can see them!

I wish I wasn't so tired.

 

[PageEmp]

Granted. You are give a mysterious liquid and once you drink it, you stay up all night for several weeks.

I wish Pokemon would stop making games with gyms for… life. I am so sick of gyms.

 

[Citra La Magicienne]

Granted! There will never be a new Pokemon game ever.
:)

I wish that I could understand any mathematical formula when I see it for the first time!