OK all mockery aside for a minute, an OLED screen is a significant step up from an LCD screen, so if you played primarily in handheld mode and care about visuals I could see this being a good upgrade.
But yeah, despite playing my Switch exclusively in handheld - I don't even know where my dock is actually - I won't be biting on this. The screen size isn't a large enough increase compared to the original model to grab me as worth the purchase, the kickstand does nothing for me because I don't play it on a tabletop, 64GB of internal memory is worthless when I can't even fit everything I own on a 400GB SD card (and even if I could, buying SD cards is cheaper than buying a new bloody console!) and if I *really* wanted white joycons then I'm sure I'd be able to pick them up separately...and I doubt they'll have fixed the drift issues anyway. I have three sets of Joycons now and I'm in no hurry for a fourth.
I'm happy enough with my original model and my Lite. Maybe if the former packs it in I'll consider this, because I don't trust Nintendo repairs and yeah, an OLED screen is so much better than an LCD screen. But my biggest take from this is that it's hilarious that THIS is the Switch Pro rumours bearing fruit. In a way that literally nobody wanted. It's glorious. Plus, now maybe everyone will *finally* shut up about the bloody Switch Pro.