Oh officer, I can explain.

[PokeHunterBlack]

No officer, It is lvl 55, not 5 and this guy is a premature evolver.

IS THAT A LEVEL 1 CHARIZARD WITH OUTRAGE, FIREBLAST, SUNNY DAY AND SOLARBEAM!?

 

[Lucario]

I got it from a trade shop, it's not mine!

Wait, is that mr mime in HANDCUFFS?

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

No, he's just using an illusion for a magic trick for those kids, just dont tell them theyre not real...

Why are you carrying that Eevee in a cage instead of a leash or pokeball??

 

[Meadowy]

Err... uh, it's kinda... not my Eevee. Someone told me to hold on to this cage for them, but they never came back! xD;

Hey, you! Did you really just tear down that tree with SLASH instead of CUT?!

 

[Paranoia_]

Nope, I have a Bulbasaur, he can't learn Slash!

Excuse me, is your Charizard using fly in 1st gen games?!

 

[Adam Levine]

He believed.

Now, where did you get this ???-typed Arceus?

 

[Talon Flare]

Because I haven't used the Normal plate on him.

Why is your Electrode green?

 

[Adam Levine]

My Electrode loves dye.

Hey! Were you venturing into the wild? You don't even have a Pokémon with you!

 

[Lycanthropy]

But, but, I'm just a boring NPC! Can't I even leave my house? D:

Hey, what's your Porygon-Z doing on this computer outside of his storage box? Is this some kind of malware?

 

[Laguna]

He's an anti-malware program, duhhhhh. What else would he be used for?

What are you doing with 127 Master Balls, anyway? Were you trying to unleash Missingno. on the world?

 

[Zoroark Cutie]

Officer, all 127 of my Master Balls are empty, and I've been saving them and getting them through the lottery, and I'm using them for when I go capture a shiny Suicune.

Mind telling me how you got a Venipede from Hoenn when there are no Venipedes on Hoenn?

 

[LilyGardy]

There was an old woman with a French Accent who gave me an Egg which Venipede hatched from.

Hold it right there, How does your No Guard Machamp have Fissure? That's illegal.

 

[Adam Levine]

...breeding?

How did you catch a Beldum at full health with a normal PokéBall?

 

[Zoroark Cutie]

I had a way higher leveled Pokemon who put it to sleep X3.

Care to explain how you are walking around with no Pokemon?

 

[UltimateThundrFang]

Well, you see, I never leave this area ever, and my Pokemon are at home as companion pets.

Excuse me, but this is Cycling Road! Where is your bike?

 

[Meadow]

My bike can't fit into my tiny little bag, so I had to leave it behind... ;_;

Hey, now! Did you just use a Master Ball at the Safari Zone?! That's cheating!

 

[Socratic]

No, that guy just threw it over the fence!

Do you have a valid Cinnabar Fishing License to fish offshore?

 

[Adam Levine]

There's a LICENSE?!

Did you hit someone with a live Magikarp?

 

[Socratic]

It's the only way I know how to level them up! D:

Exactly why are you trying to ride your bike indoors?

 

[Adam Levine]

It's a stationary bike! Get a grip, officer.

Hey! Are you selling HMs?!