Out-of-context quotes

[ReKoil]

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."

 

[Squirtlenator]

'If you are doomed to die, you don't get any cheese.'

 

[ReKoil]

"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"

 

[Squirtlenator]

'Goosing moths is like goosing butterflies, but you do it at night.'

 

[ReKoil]

""I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes, and the dreamer of improbable dreams."

 

[Squirtlenator]

'In the future, you get immediate answers to your hypothetical questions.'

 

[ReKoil]

"I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a "cell" phone."

All too true nowadays.

 

[Squirtlenator]

'It's getting later earlier now.'

 

[ReKoil]

"You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!"

 

[Squirtlenator]

'I've always wanted a friend that was part swimming pool.'

 

[ReKoil]

"Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you."

 

[StCooler]

"If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is."
John von Neumann :)

 

[pokemon fan person]

"what did you come here to steal today but actually end up spectacularly failing to do so?"

 

[ReKoil]

"This whole world is wild at heart and weird on top."

 

[Megan]

"Every time Kaiba smiles a puppy dies."

 

[pokemon fan person]

"im a law-abiding citizen who pays for things!"

 

[StCooler]

"Whatever it takes!"

 

[Duck]

One of my favorite things are fitness quotes superimposed on image of alcohol

Spoiler:

As for a text quote:
"This is a lady who believes in life after aerobic exercises"

 

[Lysander]

"That man is playing Galaga!"

 

[ReKoil]

"Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose."