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What petty annoyance would you wish on your worst enemy?
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Ideally: a conscience and some empathy, it would drive them insane.
Only mildly annoying: being stuck behind a tractor on every journey for the rest of their lives.
Honestly: nothing.
Only mildly annoying: being stuck behind a tractor on every journey for the rest of their lives.
Honestly: nothing.
Homeskulled Kid
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Picture this:
A total jerk, though not one free of charm, is on a date with a smiley, intelligent, make-up free babe in a high-end restaurant. He waggles his eyebrow at her. She gives a musical laugh. Then he reaches for his glass and takes a manful gulp of the expensive wine.
... and a lot of it dribbles down his chin, completely beyond his control - an event that will occur every time he drinks something from here on. He'd look like an idiot and I'd cackle from the other end of the restaurant.
So yes, I'd wish that every time my enemy drinks something, they are unable to keep it entirely in their mouth.
But that twisted but fair bastard known as Karma would only come back to do something horrible to me, so really, I wouldn't. Not unless my blood sugar dropped.
A total jerk, though not one free of charm, is on a date with a smiley, intelligent, make-up free babe in a high-end restaurant. He waggles his eyebrow at her. She gives a musical laugh. Then he reaches for his glass and takes a manful gulp of the expensive wine.
... and a lot of it dribbles down his chin, completely beyond his control - an event that will occur every time he drinks something from here on. He'd look like an idiot and I'd cackle from the other end of the restaurant.
So yes, I'd wish that every time my enemy drinks something, they are unable to keep it entirely in their mouth.
But that twisted but fair bastard known as Karma would only come back to do something horrible to me, so really, I wouldn't. Not unless my blood sugar dropped.
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Leaky taps and spiders in the corner of every room that only come out at night and are too fast to catch.
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I'd just wish karma would get them. I'm not the type of person to wish bad things on them, and I'd rather rely on karma to do it for me. D:
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That people can never look my enemy straight in the eyes again. Whenever somebody talks to them, they'll seem to be looking at their ear instead.
Noblejanobii
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Definitely just some form of karma. The list of people I hate is short but more often than not they're on their because they haven't gotten their just desserts yet and really need to.
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Their shoes are moved to increasingly inconvenient locations every morning before they need them for work.
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This is one of the worst thing that could happen to the villain, if Eragon taught me something.
But I would make time flow for them in the way that would be worst for them - quickly when they want to relax, ultra slow when they're bored or working and so on...
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probably nothing. I'm not petty....maybe. I don't particularly have any enemies.