Elite Overlord LeSabre™
America's Best-Selling Full-Size Car, 1993-2005
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- 17
- Years
- Age 99
- Some Quality Inn somewhere, probably
- Seen today
*Red is an embarrassing joke of a trainer with crap Pokemon.
*Ash has some sort of brain disorder. That's the only explanation I have for his unbelievable stupidity and immaturity.
*The Pokemon anime sucks (see above for the primary reason why)
*I was sick and tired of seeing Pikachu on everything YEARS ago. Now that it is fully voiced and has creepy costumes, my hatred for it is more intense than ever. It's not cute; in fact that smile is really, really disturbing.
*HG/SS were HORRIBLE remakes due to laziness on the part of the developers.
*ORAS were HORRIBLE remakes due to being based on horrible original games. Think "lipstick on a pig."
*May looks horrible in the remakes.
*Brendan looks horrible regardless of game.
*There IS too much water in Hoenn.
*FR/LG are the only good remake games to date.
*The world tournament in B2/W2 was badly executed and a complete waste of time/space.
*I don't like the following "popular" Pokemon: Arcanine, Lucario, Charizard, Gyarados, Mew.
*I'm tired of evil team plots involving legendaries and want to see a return to Team Rocket-type criminal syndicates instead of weird fringe groups.
*Shauna in X/Y wasn't cute. She was so annoying I wanted to bash her face in with a tire iron.
*Pokemon Amie weirded me out big-time. I find it to be quite a pointless addition that takes far more effort than it's worth.
*I hated having Caleb/Salem/whatshisface forcing me to team up with him for various Team Flare battles. Go home dude, you're drunk.
*I am beyond fed up with the whole "rival is your friend" crap.
*I'm fed up with recent attempts to inject "feels" into the story lines in the games. So far, every attempt as such has fallen flat on its face.
*Prof. Sycamore creeped the HELL out of me.
*Mega Evolutions are a cheap gimmick and very few Pokemon with mega evos are ones that I would even consider using.
*I want to see more Pokemon merchandise featuring the trainers.
*I want the ability to drive a car in a Pokemon game (and run over any Pikachu that might show up.)
*I want the ability to use firearms in Pokemon games.
*I want a Gym puzzle to involve calculus and other high-level mathematics.
*I hate the idea of Pokemon following me outside of their Pokeballs.
*I prefer Slash's mechanics in 1st gen because my fave Pokemon was a BEAST back then.
*Pokemon Centers are a blatant ripoff of the Red Roof Inn motel chain.
*The Unova region was named in honor of the Chevrolet Nova.
*Omega Ruby was named in honor of the Oldsmobile Omega.
*Ash has some sort of brain disorder. That's the only explanation I have for his unbelievable stupidity and immaturity.
*The Pokemon anime sucks (see above for the primary reason why)
*I was sick and tired of seeing Pikachu on everything YEARS ago. Now that it is fully voiced and has creepy costumes, my hatred for it is more intense than ever. It's not cute; in fact that smile is really, really disturbing.
*HG/SS were HORRIBLE remakes due to laziness on the part of the developers.
*ORAS were HORRIBLE remakes due to being based on horrible original games. Think "lipstick on a pig."
*May looks horrible in the remakes.
*Brendan looks horrible regardless of game.
*There IS too much water in Hoenn.
*FR/LG are the only good remake games to date.
*The world tournament in B2/W2 was badly executed and a complete waste of time/space.
*I don't like the following "popular" Pokemon: Arcanine, Lucario, Charizard, Gyarados, Mew.
*I'm tired of evil team plots involving legendaries and want to see a return to Team Rocket-type criminal syndicates instead of weird fringe groups.
*Shauna in X/Y wasn't cute. She was so annoying I wanted to bash her face in with a tire iron.
*Pokemon Amie weirded me out big-time. I find it to be quite a pointless addition that takes far more effort than it's worth.
*I hated having Caleb/Salem/whatshisface forcing me to team up with him for various Team Flare battles. Go home dude, you're drunk.
*I am beyond fed up with the whole "rival is your friend" crap.
*I'm fed up with recent attempts to inject "feels" into the story lines in the games. So far, every attempt as such has fallen flat on its face.
*Prof. Sycamore creeped the HELL out of me.
*Mega Evolutions are a cheap gimmick and very few Pokemon with mega evos are ones that I would even consider using.
*I want to see more Pokemon merchandise featuring the trainers.
*I want the ability to drive a car in a Pokemon game (and run over any Pikachu that might show up.)
*I want the ability to use firearms in Pokemon games.
*I want a Gym puzzle to involve calculus and other high-level mathematics.
*I hate the idea of Pokemon following me outside of their Pokeballs.
*I prefer Slash's mechanics in 1st gen because my fave Pokemon was a BEAST back then.
*Pokemon Centers are a blatant ripoff of the Red Roof Inn motel chain.
*The Unova region was named in honor of the Chevrolet Nova.
*Omega Ruby was named in honor of the Oldsmobile Omega.