I feel like I could talk to you about anything and you'd have some sage wisdom about how you handled the situation seamlessly no matter how outrageous or ridiculous the circumstance is, ya know?
"Help Nator! The raccoons living in my chimney are starting to do damage to the roofing shingles and I'm fighting with my friend's sister in law because she wants to do a destination wedding and I can't afford it!"
"Ah yes, I too remember the time the raccoons destroyed my roof and I couldn't go to a wedding, I dealt with it by offering the raccoons to be my plus ones in exchange for funds to repair the roofing. Everyone was thrilled and the raccoons had a wonderful time."