Raichu, Use Thunder!

[Yato]

Even if Groudon, behemoth of land, is sick and tired of big and bossy Rayquaza telling him he can't quarrel with that annoying Kyogre, seeing the sky dragon taken down lights a fire in his heart. And now, he'll use that fire to unleash a Fire Blast to avenge his brethren!

 

[Logical Cabbage]

Then his sister Leafeon sees this whole feud and wants to play with him, but accidentally slammed her tail against Groudon. By the knockout of Leaf Blade!

 

[Polar Spectrum]

Then Flareon stops and considers the situation. It recalled years upon years of mockery from its family and the media, ridiculing its moveset. "Flareon has no moves lol" they would say... "Its movepool is emptier than the city of Detroit's funding" they would say... Its cute smile turned to a frown, and it stopped in its tracks. Little did everyone know, there was one worse off than itself. There was another Eeveelution in an even sorrier state. Flareon turned to Leafeon and shouted -

"YOUR COVERAGE IS EVEN WORSE THAN MINE - YOU DESERVE TO BE LAUGHED AT NOT ME!!!"

Then it shows off the fact that it finally got Flare Blitz in sixth gen, and uses it on Leafeon, who has literally 0 options to survive a Flareon onslaught.

 

[Sonata]

And then Zapdos gets tired of waiting and uses thunder on everything.

 

[KorpiklaaniVodka]

Weavile uses Knock Off Ice Punch.

 

[Aether★]

Torkoal, Heat Wave just to make sure.

 

[Polar Spectrum]

^ I like Torkoal. Sad faic I have to attack it :c



Unfortunately there was a camouflaged protean greninja watching, and it uses a Scald attack to cook some turtle soup.

 

[Apollo]

Pikachu uses Thunderbolt.

 

[Logical Cabbage]

Then a Mudkip skips about and sees this whole fued. He decides to investigate by trying to blind Pikachu with a Mud-Slap but ends up killing him.

 

[Nah]

It's almost like we have some weird ass story goin' on here.

And then Mudkip gets mowed down by Rotom-Mow's Leaf Storm.

 

[Logical Cabbage]

But wait! His BFF Torchic comes out and sees how his friend gets beaten up to a pulp. Then she charges to Rotom and uses a powerful Flame Burst! The Rotom is left crisp and burnt nicely. Then she hands an Oran Berry to Mudkip as they flee.

 

[Polar Spectrum]

Mudkip is unable to eat the berry however; as it stands idly trembling in fear - unnerved, by the screeching aerodactyl that swoops in suddenly, and unleashes a rock slide upon the unwary torchik.

 

[KorpiklaaniVodka]

Scizor used Bullet Punch. Warning: it's hacked and has Flash Fire.

 

[Yato]

You know what can stand a chance against Groudon's Earthquake, though? That's right, Swanna. She can gracefully fly circles around the behemoth without getting hit by the Ground attack, then unleash her Surf in order to take it down!

 

[Hiatus]

She will be a piece of cake for you, Pikachu; take her down with Thunderbolt!

 

[NyxShooter]

Golem go for an earthquake and wreck that Pikachu!

 

[destinedjagold]

Breloom, use Bullet Seed~

 

[Polar Spectrum]

High above the carnage, a lone bird soars peacefully amongst the clouds on its gale wings. It peers down to the battle below, and sees a travesty it cannot allow to pass. A pokemon with a 4 times flying weakness, achieving success on the battlefield. This soaring avian knew what it had to do. There was only one thing it could do. The only thing it ever did.

Talonflame used Brave Bird.

 

[Apollo]

Aggron, make Talonflame fear the wrath of rocks with Stone Edge!

 

[Codename Peace]

*laughs*
Mega Blastoise, use Hydro Cannon!