Superpowers... with a flaw!

[AMP017]

You get addicted to eating couch cushions instead
I would like the power to fix any device I touch and make it work perfectly.

 

[ReKoil]

Sure. It only works once a month though, and needs to be done during a full moon while singing your country's anthem.

I'll take the power of being able to time travel.

 

[StCooler]

What's wonderful, is that you do, and everybody does :)
We are all travelling forward in time, one second at a time.

I have to power to read a PokéCommunity users' minds before they post.

 

[RadEmpoleon]

You can read their minds, but sometimes the mind-reading dyslexia kicks in and you completely misunderstand what someone was about to say.

I have the power to make shade on a sunny day.

 

[ReKoil]

Here's a dozen Umbrellas 😉
Holding all of them is definitely a superpower!

I have the power to heal incurable diseases.

 

[StCooler]

The problem? To heal the diseases, you have to terminate humanity. No incurable disease if nobody is there to hold them :D

I have the power to kill every mosquito flying around me.

 

[Duck]

Granted, unfortunately you attrack mosquitos, so you're constantly surrounded by mosquito (corpses).

I wish I could shapeshift at will.

 

[Megan]

But you need to fuel yourself by constant chocolate intake!

I want to control calamity itself!

 

[StCooler]

The problem? For every calamity you create, or prevent to happen, ten other calamities happen in the world. You could control them, of course, but you're not aware of them :)

I am bulletproof.

 

[ReKoil]

Sure. Better not get a paper-cut though, those are lethal now 😱
Actually... just avoid any cuts 😉

I can forcibly create peace :coolcat:

 

[Starlight]

You have that power! But it only works on ants... at least there's no more warring ant colonies anymore!

I want to be able to climb walls and walk on the ceiling!

 

[StCooler]

The problem? Your feet can't handle walking on the floor anymore, you need to walk on your hands!

My skeleton is in titanium.

 

[Megan]

The problem is that your joints are not. In fact, they are very much fragile so you can't move all that well without feeling pain.

The ability of having a treasure sonar!

 

[Starlight]

You got it! But the only treasure it works on is discared chewing gum! I hope you're ready for all that noise walking down the high street!

I want the power to change people's will 😈

 

[StCooler]

Sorry, I am not sure what you mean ^^"

If will = testament:
The problem? You can only correct spelling mistakes and mispunctuation.

If will = mindset to want something:
The problem? You can only change someone's will to the will to gather and eat all the chocolate they find in stores. Be careful when you use this power please :(


I have the power to resist the call of a pizza when I see one.

 

[Megan]

I have the power to resist the call of a pizza when I see one.

The Problem: you will never be able to enjoy a pizza ever again. And every time you try eating one, it will just turn into raisins.

I want despotic goddess powers!

 

[ReKoil]

Sure thing! Just one teeny tiny problem though.... those powers work only on yourself, so... have fun.... tyrannizing yourself with them? 🤔

I'll have the power to steal ash's TARDIS 😏

 

[StCooler]

The problem? She has the power to take it back!
I don't want to be here when she does...

I want to power of infinite memory.

I want despotic goddess powers!

Don't you already have them? 😱

 

[Starlight]

You got it! You have infinity memory but you can't actually add any new memories anymore!

I need the power to speak every language

 

[Megan]

The problem: you're speaking in tongues and nobody understands you. When you have too many languages in your head and constantly mix them together...

I want the power to fling planets around.