Superpowers... with a flaw!

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but you speak in them all at once, so it sounds like an endless stream of unintelligible noise and jibberish to anyone you try to speak with.

I wish for the power to set up an invisible force field to keep people away that I don't want to interact with, and danger.

 

[Megan]

Sure, but it also keeps everyone else away.

I want the power of flight.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but you don't fly well. So it's really the power to bump into things.

I wish I had the power to make money out of thin air

 

[Megan]

Sure, but it's all just toy money.

I'll take the power of time reversal.

 

[Aquacorde]

Alright, but you must perform all of your actions backwards- as if rewinding a VHS- until you get to the point you would like to change.

I would like the power to make anything sticky.

 

[apro]

Granted, but they only remain sticky while you're holding them!

I'd like to have infrared vision.

 

[Aquacorde]

I hope you like seeing exclusively in infrared.

I would like to be able to breathe underwater.

 

[apro]

You're a fish.

I'd like to have a body that doesn't age.

 

[ReKoil]

Sure sure... your body doesn't age, but you spend the rest of your life sleeping =\

I now have the ability to create water out of nothing.

 

[apro]

Granted, but that water will always manifest inside your stomach.

I'd like to have the ability to convince others to do whatever I want them to.

 

[Megan]

Sure, but now everybody avoids you entirely.

I want to be able to create earthquakes!

 

[ReKoil]

Just eat this horribly tasting fruit and give up your ability to swim, and then you can !

I'll have the power to predict lottery numbers... 😉

 

[apro]

You'll not know the date on which the numbers you predicted will be pulled out.

I'd like to have the ability to run faster than the speed of sound

 

[Megan]

Sure, but you're now feeling blue all the time!

I'll take the power of being able to climbing every surface!

 

[apro]

Granted, but you can only climb on them horizontally

I'd like to have the ability to open a sort of "dimensional pocket" where I can freely store and take out items from.

 

[ReKoil]

Sure thing. You just need to sacrifice someone every time you want to access it...😱

I want the power to reincarnate others at will.

 

[Megan]

Sure, but you can only reincarnate them as your worst enemy!

I want the power of convincing rhethoric!

 

[ReKoil]

Congrats... everyone believes every word you say now. They do end up forming factions and fighting to the death over their interpretations of your words though.

I want the power to calm any living thing that is enraged.

 

[Starlight]

Granted but you make the dead angry... run!

Pretty please, the power of super hearing.

 

[Duck]

Granted. At your first thunderstorm, and you go deaf from the sheer volume.

I wish I could generate objects from my body.