****ing christ, Ech. If you get my thread taken down because of your fetishes, I will never speak to you again. In fact I'll act like you never existed.
dat's so mean bruh. but now i realize how much power i potentially have; if carcol's pompadour doesn't win IIS by default, i will post very explicit dank smut and have the mods destroy this thread with extreme prejudice
the smut will exclusively involve Jauntier calling you a pleb while Elwood relentlessly pelts him with pineapples.
OMG ECH HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT THAT IT WAS SO LONG AGO ARE YOU STALKING ME
I'm not sure whether I should make you my favorite person ever and hug him forever because that beautiful **** is fanart of my fanart or if I should despise you for sexualizing and dirtying one of my most innocent and beloved characters hmmmm
When I was a lurker roaming RPT and inspecting some of the threads to see if I wanted to join this place or not, someone decided to name their Marshtomp Nerites, which was apparently ludicrous. When that person inquired on the matter, they were given a link to your dank post which explained the notoriety behind the name.
i'll be honest, that was my first impression of you. And I wanted to avoid you. but now we're best friends. funny how things turn out
(there is nothing dirty about my work, you're just too immature to appreciate the beauty of semi-erotic art)
I really wanted to scroll down on that Goo pic. Then I realized that the scroll bar wasn't real. Don't judge me, I just wanted to see the bottom half melting into a mound of salt.
Also, rofl@moi, I'm extremely attractive if you just lay down and let me work my magic. I am the quintessential dom. I eat you cream puffs for breakfast and I'll call you back for dinner.
That first part has me completely convinced you are a sadist that routinely roams the Deep Web to worship eldritch abominations and uphold their cruel practices of the dark arts. That second part makes me want to put you even higher on the Waifu list, because I am slightly aroused.
None of that matters, because you just locked me out of Cornered's OOC with your lame IC question asking. You are now officially lower than Rina on the Waifu rankings, making you dead last.
(call me, daddy~<3)
ALSO, unless I actually have something serious to contribute to the thread like asking a legit question to the GM prior to the IC's release, I think this should be my last mukpost. Even though that literally kills 99% of my activity here on the forums now that Jauntier decided to bar me from his OOC (RIP Cicaro x Goro comic), I do not want to add on to this squalor any further as I fear I might eventually treat this place with as much clemency as I would for a Hentai forum.
(edit: in case anyone here is actually weird enough to ask, I am not providing the full version of Sir Escargoo's "
sticky situation".)
You say it like those who might ask for it are weirder than the person who created it.
Those who throw stones, Ech, shouldn't also be the reason why it's so difficult to find innocent pictures of Goodra on a google search.
Edit: that wasn't meant to com off supercilious as if I'm any better. At this point, I am literally the most shameless person here by far. I am also confident I just scared off half of the cast members because of that. I just don't want people here to fall to my level and start spamming my pm box asking for gastropod gunk.
aaaand Cicaro X Goro is still a WIP.
as evidently I have no life or pride.