THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION EVER ASKED

Mr Cat Dog

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    Do you eat pizza with your hands or with a knife and fork?
     
    I just eat pizza with my hands, in my opinion you dont need a knife and fork to eat it.
     
    Depends on the pizza. If there is a crust that hasn't got stiff on it, and is just a crust, then hands. If it has no crust (ie topping goes all the way to the edge), then knife and fork, to keep my hands clean.
     
    I eat it with my hands. Only time I would use just a fork is if it's a huge pizza loaded with toppings. I'd probably pick some off and eat them first, but I'd never cut it.
     
    Depends. If it's hotter than all holy damn, I'll use fork and knife. If it's just at the right temperature, I'll use my hands. It's fun to use the fork for when I have ranch dipping sauce, though. I feel like such a sir.
     
    Hands. I'm American, and eating it with a fork and knife here is BLASPHEMY!
    ...that's a total lie. :p

    If it's thin pizza I'll fold it in half and eat it. If it's ticker, I may slice it in several smaller pieces, but then use my hands to eat it. I'd only use a knife and fork in a formal setting where using my hands would be inappropriate. In the US, that's not very common.
     
    90% of the time I eat it with my hands; the only times I eat it with a knife and fork are when:

    a) it's a supermarket oven pizza and I can't find the pizza slicer, so it's just easier to eat it as a whole with a knife and fork than actually go to the trouble of making slices
    b) I already feel disgusting and greasy and I don't particularly want pizza but they've already ordered it without telling me. Then I really have no desire to have the greasy pizza touch anything but the inside of my mouth and I'll use a knife and fork so I don't have to touch it
     
    Usually I eat it with a fork and knife until it cools off enough, and then I pick it up and eat it.

    Unless it's school pizza. That's just too soggy to pick up and I have to eat the whole thing with a fork (cause apparently at school we're not mature enough to be able to use butter knives...) even though it's lukewarm.
     
    I eat everything with my hands! Manners are for the weak!
     
    I eat pizza with my hands, with the exception of Mellow Mushroom pizza. The cheese is like OVERFLOWING and I just prefer to use a fork and knife for the first few bites to kinda get rid of some of the excess cheese, then I'll continue to eat my pizza like a normal human being.
     
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