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The Official Mafia Quote Thread

Seth Rollins

Holding on to You |-/
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  • hexag0nsu... | Im just trying to chat you up a lil kara
    hexag0nsu... | you seem real cute
    Karakitte... | i'm 13
    hexag0nsu... | yikes im out

    LMAO MARZ
     
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    I present to you "Tepig":

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    An abstract painting by the chef himself, Syn.
     
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  • GreyDoof: "I'm cop, gimme is maf"
    Me: "Doof is scum. I'm cop and rainbow is inno"
    Deputy: *shoots Doof. Doof is confirmed inno.
    Everyone: Continues to believe I'm cop.

    gg
     

    Who's Kiyo?

    puking rainbows
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  • Ice Goddess: i will pray for you so hard
    Ice Goddess: that god's dick protrudes out of the sky
    Ice Goddess: and slaps your face so hard
    Ice Goddess: that your sins spill out and never go back inside
    Collector Elwood: Do you ever think about what you say or is it a thing that just happens
    Ice Goddess: a mix of both

    You can never have too much exposure to Andy.​
     

    Jay

    [font=Brawler][color=#91a8d4][i]Here comes the boi
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  • So Shak, Lost Heart, Bidoof FTW and I decided that we were going to sign up for the Swedish Armed Forces.

    In other words, we did a test to show our Memory skills, spacial awareness, Concentration, Multitasks.

    Most importantly it tested our team work, if one messed up it was game over for all.

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    See if you can beat our score scrubs.
     

    Who's Kiyo?

    puking rainbows
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  • Last time on epicmafia, the crew meets a rather rambunctious rando ...

    Collector... | gnashys
    Collector... | whatcha doin
    Gnashys | Nothing at all
    LostHeart | being a scum whore more like
    Gnashys | Someone kill lost please
    LostHeart | have i offended your delicate sensibilities

    -----

    Gnashys | Bacter
    Bacteriop... | Don't call me Bacter
    Bacteriop... | that's ew
    Gnashys | Is lostheart your boyfriend or something
    Collector... | omg
    Bacteriop... | <3
    LostHeart | too young for my tastes
    Bacteriop... | <3
    Gnashys | Callin it day 1​
     

    GreyBidoof

    You used a Master Ball on the GreyBidoof!
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  • Meanwhile in a game of EpicMafia, Lost was having fun with the randoms...

    ausboss: i have 10 guns
    GreyBidoof: (clap)
    LostHeart: shoot them all
    Naian: how tf do you have 10
    ausboss: one for each finger
    LostHeart: you could almost say
    LostHeart: you have 10 finger-bangs
    Naian: REKT
     

    Who's Kiyo?

    puking rainbows
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  • Bac finds himself in quite a bind on the skype chat!

    CHESS | EIORFNEORNFIOERNGOIFERNOGNEOIGE
    CHESS | I SPILLED THE GRANOLA
    LOST MASQUERADE | NOT THE GRANOLA
    CHESS | MY PRECIOUS GRANOLA
    CHESS | ALL OVER THE FLOOR
    ELWOOD (KIYOSHI) | Chess calm the bahoodly down
    JEREMY | hey kiyo between you and me what is your opinion on rimjobs
    DELVIN MALLORY | Da booty
    ELWOOD (KIYOSHI) | do you really want me to say it in this chat
    JEREMY | did you just really ask me that question
    CHESS | GRANOLA
    CHESS | I'M STILL NOT OVER IT

    Syn's friends react to his constant deaths on night zero.

    KingSyn, sided with the village, was put to restt.
    CollectorElwood | he must be raging
    Bardothren | Captain obvious, here to save the day!
    CollectorElwood | Bard I s2g I will eat your skin with a bowl of brown rice

    Elwood and Syn bond in the deadchat!

    KingSyn | personally I've been eating the booty like groceries since I was 12
    CollectorElwood | well maybe if boys expressed interest in me I'd eat them
    CollectorElwood | But there are no boys
    CollectorElwood | And by eat them I of course mean
    CollectorElwood | Cannibalism
    KingSyn | this is not until dawn sir please desist
    CollectorElwood | make me
    CollectorElwood | I'll drizzle your innards with high fructose corn syrup


    Bardothren plays a little unconventionally.

    Bardothren | Heads, I vote Bac.
    Bardothren | Tails, I blow my own brains out with the fabbed gun.
    GreyBidoof | ...
    Bardothren | It was tails.
    GreyBidoof | crap.

    And that's what you missed on Glee.​
     
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