Well.... first I stare around the house to make sure no one is watching me. Once it is confirmed that I reside alone, I begin by laying down on the floor and watching the ceiling fan spin around in hypontic fashions. I then get up and pace around the room and yell at non-living objects like they are in the military and I'm their commanding officer. Upon beating the everliving shit out of my lamppost for talking out of turn, I sit down and stare at a blank TV screen.
Then I actually turn it on. Flipping through channels, I realize that there's nothing on TV. So I turn it off. That's when I realize... DJTiki, you can make your own TV show. So I write this super awesome script and send it to Hollywood. Being the totally rad script it was, gets accepted IMMEDIATELY. Directors don't even read it, they just look at the cover and starts throwing money at me. So I became an instant trillionaire (no biggie), meaning I do what any sensible person would do... BUY STOCKS. I become a large shareholder of Apple, Google, Nintendo, Microsft, Sony (just to name a few).
Afterwards, Bill Gates be calling me like "Tiki, buddy. I need to be everything like you!" And I'm like "I know BIll Gates, I am awesome."
My TV Show comes up and it wins every award known to man. All of which, the actors and actresses were played by yours truly. So I won every award, became a trillionaire, and basically everything that everyone is not.
And that's when I wake up, realized I was dreaming, and go back to sleep.
REAL ANSWER: I go take a nap..