Cop walks up towards your car, looks into the window.
*Cop takes off his glasses*
Cop: Do you wreckin how fast you were goin' boy?
You: Yeah, 35 mph...
Cop: You sassin me boy?
You: No sir, I was ju-just tellin the truth.
Cop: No son, you were goin' 75 mph!
You [thinks] : wtf...?
You: No I wasn't...
Cop: Yeah boy, you were. I reckon it took almost all of my aerodynamic driving skills to catch up to you.
You: Aerodynamic whah...? Seriously, I was going 35 mph.
Cop: No son, you were goin' 90 mph, like I said, t'was hard to catch you.
You: You couldn't catch crabs from a $10 hooker.
*Cop Clenches fists, glares at you*
Cop: Are you giving me lip again boy?
You: Hell yeah!
Cop: That's it, now I'm going to have to write you up.
You: Go ahead, see if I care.
Cop: What's your name?
You: Buster...Buster Cherry.
Cop: Okay Buster *snickers* you're in a heap of trouble.
You: What's going to happen to me sir?
Cop: Probably 15 years of jailtime, for assaulting an officer.
You: Oh really? That bad huh?
Cop: Yep. So, any last words?
You: Yeah, I just have a question for you officer.
Cop: What's that?
You: Are you afraid of heights?
Cop: No, why do you ask?
You: Well, your zipper is!
*Cop Looks Down*
*You Speed Away*
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I know this made completely no sense whatsoever, and I kinda went overboard, but this is what happens when I'm bored. Sorry... :/
I also just noticed I included a sexual innuendo on accident (Buster Cherry...think about it).