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Things you don't say to a cop

^ Wasn't talking to you. :/

Hey look! Exploding towers!
 
Cop pulls me over.

Sir you're going to have to get out of your vehicle.

Me: You know this reminds of a story my freind told me. She said a Cop pulled over her dad and tazed him with a tazer. You know he kind of looks like you! *Shows picture* Cop: Um sir you weren't doing anything wrong I just wanted to say hi....
 
cop:im afraid im going to have to arrest you
you: hey, how about i just buy you some doughnuts and well call it a day
 
Cops speeding down the road. You pull up behind him and he get's up he asks

Cop: What there's is a crook getting away!

You: Yeah Sorry sir but you were going faster than the speed limit so i'm afraid I have to write you a ticket. *Writes Ticket* Also remember. Don't drive drunk!
 
Cop walks up towards your car, looks into the window.

*Cop takes off his glasses*

Cop: Do you wreckin how fast you were goin' boy?
You: Yeah, 35 mph...
Cop: You sassin me boy?
You: No sir, I was ju-just tellin the truth.
Cop: No son, you were goin' 75 mph!
You [thinks] : wtf...?
You: No I wasn't...
Cop: Yeah boy, you were. I reckon it took almost all of my aerodynamic driving skills to catch up to you.
You: Aerodynamic whah...? Seriously, I was going 35 mph.
Cop: No son, you were goin' 90 mph, like I said, t'was hard to catch you.
You: You couldn't catch crabs from a $10 hooker.

*Cop Clenches fists, glares at you*

Cop: Are you giving me lip again boy?
You: Hell yeah!
Cop: That's it, now I'm going to have to write you up.
You: Go ahead, see if I care.
Cop: What's your name?
You: Buster...Buster Cherry.
Cop: Okay Buster *snickers* you're in a heap of trouble.
You: What's going to happen to me sir?
Cop: Probably 15 years of jailtime, for assaulting an officer.
You: Oh really? That bad huh?
Cop: Yep. So, any last words?
You: Yeah, I just have a question for you officer.
Cop: What's that?
You: Are you afraid of heights?
Cop: No, why do you ask?
You: Well, your zipper is!

*Cop Looks Down*
*You Speed Away*
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I know this made completely no sense whatsoever, and I kinda went overboard, but this is what happens when I'm bored. Sorry... :/

I also just noticed I included a sexual innuendo on accident (Buster Cherry...think about it).
 
Cop: Have you been drinking today sir?
You: Have you been drinking today?
 
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