Vending Machine

[Starlight]

You get some fish and chips...

*inserts sachet of ketchup*

 

[Megan]

You get a cleaning towel.

*inserts skeleton key*

 

[StCooler]

The vending machine resigns its position of a vending machine, and now starts a thriving career in housebreaking!

*Inserts job application for a permanent position in Harvard*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a letter saying you've been hired as a landscaper! Those scythes you still have lying around will come in handy!

*inserts a picture of the unspeakable*

 

[Arcaneum]

The vending machine starts glowing an ominous green, before speaking guttural phrases, sprouting 20ft long limbs and terrorising the city.

*inserts one single coin*

 

[Megan]

You get a gummiball with a Bulbasaur inside.

*inserts book page*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a fragment of the e-book version of that book e-mailed to you!

*inserts cushion*

 

[StCooler]

You get a 190 x 150 cm mattress. Good luck carrying it home :)

*Inserts resistance band*

You get a letter saying you've been hired as a landscaper! Those scythes you still have lying around will come in handy!

Grass is my only weakness :(

*inserts a picture of the unspeakable*

Voldemort? :O

 

[Starlight]

You get a medal of honour... Vive la Resistance!!!

*inserts my phone*

 

[Arcaneum]

You got freedom!

*inserts freedom*

 

[Megan]

You got captivity. Never let go of your freedom!

*inserts the slave chains of work*

 

[ReKoil]

You are now self employed. Hopefully you can handle the responsibilities 😊

*inserts day off*

 

[Starlight]

You get Ferris Bueller singing Danke Schoen...

*inserts cow*

 

[StCooler]

You get a cow doing skateboard.

*Inserts apple*

 

[Mahian23]

You get a broken Iphone 1

*Inserts a One Piece art*

 

[Starlight]

Your art comes back out... in two pieces...

*inserts a aaa battery, some foil, a roll of tape and a twig*

 

[Retek]

After some weird loud rumbling sounds, only the twig comes out.

inserts a mobile playing Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"

 

[Megan]

You get a content strike on Youtube.

*inserts spare hand*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a Stand... it's the Hand!

Spoiler:

*inserts garlic*

 

[Mahian23]

You get a expired garlic Toast packet.Don't eat it! Or you will get sick.

*Inserts a Slime named Rimuru*