What If? Redux

[ninestarryskies]

Then I would have the weirdest bed possible.

What if shoes and pants were one thing?

 

[Roni]

i'd save a bit of money buying them both, but laundry day would suck

what if the entire world was 10c temperature?

 

[Starlight]

10 year ago me would party. Present me would cry and cry and cry.

What if water was full of caffeine?

 

[Megan]

I would never sleep again.

What if libraries sold pretzels?

 

[Starlight]

They'd be musty old page flavour *yum*

What if sheep could talk? ;)

 

[Roni]

i just had a conversation with her on Discord, what are you talkin' bout? :>

what if animals made sounds after their names like Pokemon in the anime?

 

[ninestarryskies]

Coooooow!

Cat, cat, kitty-cat

Dog! Dogdogdog!

What if pancakes were alive?

 

[Roni]

they wouldn't have very long lives if in the face of hungry people now hm?

what if everyone's necks were 2 feet tall?

 

[Megan]

Then we would soon face a lawsuit brought up by giraffes for idea theft!

What if shouting caused an avalanche?

 

[Roni]

if it means we get to have snow in this godforsaken country of mine, people would be ripping their vocal chords on the daily lmao.

what if our home planet was renamed to "Earf"?

 

[Starlight]

My local dialect would rule the world!!! I mean t' earf.

What if pineapples are all reincarnated mangoes?

 

[Megan]

Mango pizza...don't give me ideas Dx

What if ships could do a barrel roll?

 

[ElBurrito]

Then maybe the Titanic wouldn't have hit that iceberg.

What if the recorder was the only instrument ever invented?

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

Then apples would be black!

What if everyone became millionaires?

 

[Megan]

Then we would be back to the late 1920s. Well, better not, tbh.

What if Greenland was its own country?

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

They probably would rename it.

What if USSR reforms!

 

[Roni]

Soviet Chess might be a thing again *shudders*

what if lowercase letters never existed?

 

[Starlight]

WE WOULD ALL BE SHOUTING, EVERYWHERE, ALL THE TIME!!!!

What if ice cream was illegal where you live?

 

[Squirtlenator]

I'd be behind _{ice cream} bars

what if everything was upside down?

 

[Starlight]

I'd be running from a demogorgon 😱

What if you could hear through your hands?