YEET or YOINK!

[Megan]

I'll yoink it to try it out!

A 100% cotton made bag?

 

[ReKoil]

Not sure how sturdy those are, but yoink so I can find out =P

A new smartphone cover?
may or may not have an eeveelution on it 😇

 

[ambam]

Cute as it sounds, I'll have to yeet. I have one of those phone cases with the wallet on the back, and I can't imagine living without it. It's so useful.

A Nerf gun?

 

[Megan]

Yeet. Don't need gun; only need hammer!

An autograph of Elon Musk?

 

[forg]

Yoink it to make some good cash selling this in the black market or maybe could even turn out be a good conversation starter in dinner parties.

A lava lamp?

 

[ReKoil]

Depends on the design, but potentially a yoink as some of them are quite nice looking =D

A deck of playing cards?

 

[Megan]

Yoink! Gotta practice my card throwing skills!

A Javelin?

 

[Sweet Serenity]

Yeet! I have no use for a javelin whatsoever.

Louis Vuitton bag?

 

[ReKoil]

Do they make backpacks? Or perhaps grocery bags? Those are the only bags I've ever used =P
Yeet I guess.

A garden gnome?

 

[Megan]

Yeet. Don't even have a garden!

A photo book?

 

[moon]

yoink, i should print more photos.

a mechanical keyboard?

 

[Megan]

Yeet. Not interested in having more keyboards.

One of these swimming noodle thingies?

 

[Zeostar]

I pictured a bowl of macaroni so I will yoink

A wooly mammoth?

 

[moon]

yoink, let me ride the big warm thing to work in these winter days

a cup of tea with a lot of honey added?

 

[forg]

I… I think I would be terrified of it, actually, haha. Yeet.

A cherry tree?

 

[ReKoil]

Yoink it and Yeet it into the ground in the backyard.

a pocket-watch?

 

[Megan]

Yoink!

A set of tableware?

 

[Sweet Serenity]

Yoink! I need my table set!

A partridge in a pear tree?

 

[Starlight]

Yoink the tree, the partridge, and the pears!

5 fools gold rings?

 

[Megan]

If you think I'm not fool enough to take them then think again! D:<
Yoink!

A bass guitar?