You have played Pokémon too much when...

[ReKoil]

You have played too much Pokemon when you hold a wheelie on your bike in place and expect it to start hopping.

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

You have played too much Pokemon when you waste 5 hours on a fruitless shiny hunt, only to reset your game and do it all again the next day.

 

[Lavender]

You've played too much Pokemon when you think the ceo of an energy company is evil.

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you think the story of the world won't progress without you.

 

[CF1994]

You've played too much Pokémon when you remember all the precise conditions needed to find and/or evolve certain Pokémon.

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you think vending machines only carry Fresh Water, Soda Pop and Lemonade.

 

[TwilightBlade]

You've played too much Pokémon when you expect a hidden item at the end of a long offbeat path.

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you walk around a lot with eggs in order to hatch them.

 

[Shrew]

You played too much pokemon when you follow saniachan's recipe for a lava cookie. It burns your tongue, but you manage to convince yourself that eating another straight out the oven will cure the burn.

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you start making all of the sandwich recipes from SV.

 

[RadEmpoleon]

You've played too much Pokémon when you're scared to enter villas on the beach. Undella Town flashbacks...

 

[KaiserFenrir]

You know you've played too much Pokémon when you walk into a cave and expect hundreds of zubats to fly out of nowhere.

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you throw 'Poke Balls' at animals, trying to capture them.

 

[KaiserFenrir]

You know you've played too much Pokémon when you start throwing rocks and bait at random animals.

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you think all electric devices are inhabited by a Rotom.

 

[KaiserFenrir]

You know you've played too much Pokémon when you start making kids fill an encyclopaedia of animals because you can't be bothered to do it yourself.

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you throw dolls at wild animals to distract them so you can get away.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You have played too much Pokémon when, during a walk with your dog, you encounter another person walking their own dog, and tell yours to use Howl!

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you make your pet hold an (ever) stone as they become older.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You have played too much Pokémon when you temporarily exchange your pet with a friend's and expect them to evolve!