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Why did the Combusken cross the road?

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    • A Banksy piece. But you didn't hear that from me.

    Why are all the pokemon professors named after trees?
     
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    • because they actually are trees. i can't stay long to explain but you've been warned.

    what did red have for breakfast?
     
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    Where does the protagonist's mom in the games work?
     
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    • she's nurse joy in disguise and has an alarm on her so that she can teleport back to your house whenever you visit. how do you think the bills get paid fam

    who plants all the tall grass in routes?
     
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    • It's not tall grass. It's overgrown Oddishes. They get stepped on a lot. :(

    How do you catch Mewthree?
     
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    • Mew and Mewtwo were having just a little too much fun in my PC Box...

    where'd you get that master ball?
     

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    They don't - as soon as the player goes off-screen, they're teleported to a very loud Western-style bar where they spend their downtime.

    If an Alolan Exeggcutor falls down, and there is nobody around to hear it, does it make a sound?
     
    Roni

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    • its got 3 heads, meaning someone's always gonna hear it :p

    why can't i run without my running shoes?
     

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    Because that would be a violation of Rule 28, Subsection B, Paragraph 4, which carries with it a maximum fine of $5000 and three years in prison.

    ...plus it'd hurt your feet.

    What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen Swellow?
     
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    • wait, is it a Hoennian or Unovan Swellow?

    how much wood could a pikipek peck if a pikipek could peck wood?
     

    pkmin3033

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    Only as much wood as you can give it within the allotted time.

    If you lock a Galarian Meowth in a box, and fill that box with Poison Gas, will it be alive or dead when you open the box?
     
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    • i dunno, but gym leader schrodinger's definitely bout to be fired soon.

    can you kill 2 pidgeys with one geodude?
     

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    Depends on how fat the Pidgey are, how far you can throw the Geodude and at what velocity, and how accurate you are...or you could just have it use Rock Throw and splat them I guess. But that's the Geodude killing them and not you, so...

    What happens when you melt a Vanillish?
     
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    • You get thrown into pokemon prison for your crimes

    What does Wailord evolve into?
     
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    • it gets so big it overflows and wraps back into a Wishiwashi

    Why did the quick brown Nickit jump over the lazy Houndour?
     
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