Why did the Combusken cross the road?

A Banksy piece. But you didn't hear that from me.

Why are all the pokemon professors named after trees?
 
Spoiler:


Where does the protagonist's mom in the games work?
 
she's nurse joy in disguise and has an alarm on her so that she can teleport back to your house whenever you visit. how do you think the bills get paid fam

who plants all the tall grass in routes?
 
It's not tall grass. It's overgrown Oddishes. They get stepped on a lot. :(

How do you catch Mewthree?
 
What master ball? This is just a poke ball with some purple paint on it.

Why do most trainers stand in the exact same position 24/7?
 
They don't - as soon as the player goes off-screen, they're teleported to a very loud Western-style bar where they spend their downtime.

If an Alolan Exeggcutor falls down, and there is nobody around to hear it, does it make a sound?
 
Because that would be a violation of Rule 28, Subsection B, Paragraph 4, which carries with it a maximum fine of $5000 and three years in prison.

...plus it'd hurt your feet.

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen Swellow?
 
Only as much wood as you can give it within the allotted time.

If you lock a Galarian Meowth in a box, and fill that box with Poison Gas, will it be alive or dead when you open the box?
 
Depends on how fat the Pidgey are, how far you can throw the Geodude and at what velocity, and how accurate you are...or you could just have it use Rock Throw and splat them I guess. But that's the Geodude killing them and not you, so...

What happens when you melt a Vanillish?
 
You get thrown into pokemon prison for your crimes

What does Wailord evolve into?
 
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