The Official Mafia Quote Thread

Syndrome · Sep 3, 2015

nananagi reveals a gun and shoots nananagi!
nananagi, the villager, washed up ashore.

it happens again

Charlie Brown · Sep 3, 2015

[4/09/2015 1:27:08 am] Queen of Hearts: How many slots?
[4/09/2015 1:27:10 am] Josh yo: 1
[4/09/2015 1:27:13 am] Grey Bidoof: 2
[4/09/2015 1:27:14 am] Lycanthropy: 2
[4/09/2015 1:27:15 am] Queen of Hearts: 4
[4/09/2015 1:27:15 am] Jeremy: 3
[4/09/2015 1:27:16 am] Lycanthropy: 3
[4/09/2015 1:27:16 am] Gimmepie: 4
[4/09/2015 1:27:18 am] Queen of Hearts: Ew
[4/09/2015 1:27:19 am] Fantome (Andy): 69
[4/09/2015 1:27:20 am] Ullion (Kyle S.): omg you guys suck
[4/09/2015 1:27:23 am] Josh yo: strong counting
[4/09/2015 1:27:26 am] Jeremy: Jeremy set topic to "we cant fucking count"
[4/09/2015 1:27:27 am] Gimmepie: that went well

we tried

Ullion · Sep 3, 2015

"Tried" is a... generous term...

GreyBidoof · Sep 3, 2015

Indeed.

gimmepie · Sep 3, 2015

This makes me laugh

Salzorrah · Sep 4, 2015

Cosmic said:
Totally not like gio might actually be working with aA to pull this plot, considering Jinn is a Daemon role.

I only see this as a very obvious plot by the Daemons:

>Jinn (apocalyspeArisen) gives someone who is probably another Daemon (gio7sm), the Hellfire Lamp.
>gio7sm goes along with it by defending himself in a subtly suspicious manner.
>Other Daemons (e.g possibly arachnidsGrip) join in the bandwagon against gio7sm to make it more convincing.
>Lilim has Jinn (apocalypseArisen) masked as an Innocent in case of failure.
>Easy instant D1 victory

How can we not see the very large possibility that this is a pre-meditated scheme?! It's ridiculous! Especially consdering that we know they have a method for instant victory by lynch, and yet we follow someone bandwagoning someone intensely D1.

[BURN] arachnidsGrip

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, OUR ORIGINAL FAES AND DAES LILITH.

Strange · Sep 6, 2015

This is by FAR the best reason to trust someone in a mafia game!

apocalypseArisen said:
It's not a trap, Lost Heart, I pinkie promise ;__;

This was the only reason I trusted you btw ;)

Salzorrah · Sep 8, 2015

[3:29 PM] Klippy: I get fucked almost as often as Bard
and not in the way I like

Klippy: yooo Tor
Klippy: we done played wit yo ass earlier

[4:59:21 PM] Klippy: boy
[4:59:21 PM] Klippy: I oughta spank yo ass but you'd enjoy it

[5:02:21 PM] Klippy: YO
[5:02:21 PM] Klippy: FUCKERS
[5:02:25 PM] Klippy: NOT COOL
[5:02:28 PM] Klippy: N1 IS AS BAD AS N0

[5:03:07 PM] Klippy: Lying azz Seth azz getting shanked as shit in Darkest Dungeon boy
[5:03:14 PM] Klippy: aint no playin no mo

Yes, I would like to report UG Smod Klippy for inappropriate behavior. Yes, I understand, thank you.

Klippy · Sep 8, 2015

May as well share this one before Gunner does...

Klippy ALLAHA AKHBAR
Klippy commits suicide!
Banansve woa
nananagi ...
rozureido omg.
ItsSethRo LMAO
Mirokaros ...
Banansvel lol
therogueo wat
nananagi ok that was pretty funny
ItsSethRo ROFL
Spliced Holy
Mirokaros KLIPPY YOU'RE DISGRACING MY RELIGION
ItsSethRo like
ItsSethRo i'm laughing at my own religion
ItsSethRo 11/10

Seth Rollins · Sep 8, 2015

more weird klippy quotes

Klippy said:
i will titty twister the next person who kills me thru the computer i swear to m8

Klippy said:
Klippy: I am granny
Klippy: and I will cane your ass

Klippy said:
Dumb shit Jelly lol

Klippy · Sep 8, 2015

This is character assassination.

Salzorrah · Sep 8, 2015

jelly u dumb fuck

ladies and gentlemen, our ug smod, klippy

*klap klap klap*

gimmepie · Sep 8, 2015

Klippy said:
This is character assassination.

It's beautiful

Syndrome · Sep 8, 2015

JohnnyMustang said:
[15:00:29] Peter: even randomers know Syn is always mafia wow
[15:00:47] Seth Rollins: L.O.L
[15:01:10] Jonathan Mustang: The rng hates you man
[15:01:59] Gimmepie: On 9/09/2015, at 2:00 am, Peter wrote:
> even randomers know Syn is always mafia wow

brilliant

exorcise me

Charlie Brown · Sep 8, 2015

On 9/09/2015, at 12:40 pm, Chess wrote:
> I'll just do it with Soph then

i ship it

GreyBidoof · Sep 8, 2015

Underground counting at its finest.

Spoiler:

esperance · Sep 9, 2015

Charlie Brown said:
On 9/09/2015, at 12:40 pm, Chess wrote:
> I'll just do it with Soph then

i ship it

No

gimmepie · Sep 10, 2015

Good job Seth.

Winter · Sep 11, 2015

[9:58:37 AM] DJ (Bidoof FTW): todoroki got todorekt

Who's Kiyo? · Sep 11, 2015

A few abridged snippets from a recent epic mafia game, where a rando guised himself as me:

A loud voice was heard during the night: "Curses! JJ24x7 woke me from my slumber!"
JJ24x7, the loudmouth, has gone... ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . ¸ . ° ¸. * ● ¸ . ...somewhere ° ☾ ° ¸. ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ° . * :. .in a parallel universe* ● ¸ ° ☾ °☆ . * ¸. ★ ★ ° . . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸

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Charlie Brown

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GreyBidoof

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Klippy

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Seth Rollins

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Klippy

L E G E N D of

Salzorrah

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gimmepie

Syndrome

Charlie Brown

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GreyBidoof

You used a Master Ball on the GreyBidoof!

esperance

gimmepie

Winter

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Who's Kiyo?

puking rainbows