1000 ways to get kicked out a Pokémon Center

957. Walk up behind the main counter and lie right down in that little box where they put the Poké Balls. When asked what you're doing, say you wanted to hear that little jingle from inside the box just this one time.
 
958.

Believe that you are now in a Mario game and that Nurse Joy is the princess. Take her away and leave a note saying Nurse Joy is in another center.
 
961

Release a Hypno in the lobby and just...leave it there. To stare at everyone who comes in. With that sinister grin on its face. The pendulum slowly swinging back and forth.
 
962

Pull on Nurse Joy's pigtails.
 
963

Throw Chansey eggs at Pokemon screaming "Digi Armour Energise!"
 
964. Position yourself right at the counter and audibly and obnoxiously hum the original R/B/Y version of the Pokémon Center Theme at every person trying to get their Pokémon healed
 
965. Wed the entrance of the Pokémon Center. Passerby will think you are nuts, but authorities have to either respect your choice or kick you out.
 
966 get 2 Mudkips and let them have a deep and meaningful conversation for hours.
"Mud?"
"Kip."
"Mud?"
"Kip."
 
968. Intentionally cough at Nurse Joy's face and tell her she should wear a mask the next time this happens.
 
967 - Set up a "free hugs" stand with your friendly Bewear. :')

This Pokémon has the habit of hugging its companions. Many Trainers have left this world after their spines were squashed by its hug.
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969 - Start a singalong to Hooked on a Feeling using Exploud for the background chorus.
 
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