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The Rogue Challenger
Twenty four long years ago, a legendary man was born. He came out of the womb, a gaming console in his hand, flashing a marvelous beard. His very first word was "challenge". His second? Who knows... we never really got that far because we were all so captivated by his greatness in challenges and other stuff. His name was Rex, but make no mistake, the mighty T is nothing but a puny lizard compared to the greatness displayed by our one and only Necrum (because that's what he wants to be called and all, you know... so might as well just go along with his silly request <_< What's a necrum anyways?)
Aaaaanyways.... long story short, today we celebrate 24 years since our adorable Challenges moderator, and mypersonal slave pair came into this world to bless us with his love for video games and his amazing beard.
May he continue to entertain us for 24 more years! Ugh hold on.... would that be enough? Well, it most certainly wouldn't... But we shouldn't worry too much about that, because he's just going to use his beard to drain other people's life force while turning them into bearded drones.
Behold the power of thy beard!
Aaaaanyways.... long story short, today we celebrate 24 years since our adorable Challenges moderator, and my
May he continue to entertain us for 24 more years! Ugh hold on.... would that be enough? Well, it most certainly wouldn't... But we shouldn't worry too much about that, because he's just going to use his beard to drain other people's life force while turning them into bearded drones.
Behold the power of thy beard!
Happy birthday pair!