Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!

[Starlight]

I only wear bin liners. Used bin liners still covered in rubbish. They are the most beautiful things in the world.

Can you count backwards from 100 quickly?

 

[StCooler]

100999897969594939291908988878685848382818079787776757473727170
6968676665646362616059585756555453525150494847464544434241403938
373635343332313029282726252423222120191817161514131211109876543210
-1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20-21-22-23-24-25-26-27-28-29
-30-31-32-33-34-35-36-37-38-39-40-41-42-43-44-45-46-47-48-49-50-51-52-53-54
-55-56-57-58-59-60-61-62-63-64-65-66-67-68-69-70-71-72-73-74-75-76-77-78-79
-80-81-82-83-84-85-86-87-88-89-90-91-92-93-94-95-96-97-98-99-100-101-102-103
-104-105-106-107-108-109-110-111-112-113-114-115-116-117-118-119-120-121
-122-123-124-125-126-127-128-129-130-131-132-133-134-135-136-137-138-139
-140-141-142-143-144-145-146-147-148-149-150-151-152-153-154-155-156-157
-158-159-160-161-162-163-164-165-166-167-168-169-170-171-172-173-174-175
-176-177-178-179-180-181-182-183-184-185-186-187-188-189-190-191-192-193
-194-195-196-197-198-199-200-201-202-203-204-205-206-207... Where do you want me to stop?

How did you survive the last zombie apocalypse?

 

[ReKoil]

I just ran around killing them till they stopped spawning..... =o

Which fruits and vegetables do you grow in your garden?

 

[Devalue]

Jujyfruit and Candy Corn. Planted the Jelly Belly variety of Candy Corn instead of Brach's this year. Hopes for a good harvest. Dealt with a lot of children garden pests eating the plants last year.

What do you do to relax?

 

[Starlight]

I enjoy really skydiving in my spare time!

Do you like apples?

 

[ReKoil]

No, every single one I find has a worm in it and starts attacking me and my mons!

For whom did the bell toll?

 

[StCooler]

For noon.

How did you manage to cut your finger with a tissue?

 

[Zeostar]

Nobody knows, but it's so bizarre i'm sure it'll be in this weeks newspaper issue.

What do you represent?

 

[Starlight]

I am NASA's sole representative to Pokémon. I love working for them, it really is out of this world.

Have you ever eaten raw eggs?

 

[Devalue]

How else would you consume them? Eats them whole, like a snake. Takes a while to become accustomed to. Advises buttering the egg first. Slides down easier that way. Swallows pills like a champion now, as a bonus.

Have you attempted any viral internet challenges?

 

[Megan]

Those challenges actually taught me that Tide Pods aren't considered food. My entire life was a lie up to that point!

Have you ever built your own computer?

 

[ReKoil]

Who do you think made the first Supercomputer? 😏 The dude who's hard work I stole and claimed as my own, that's who!

Do you know what I did last summer?

 

[StCooler]

Yes, because I am you :)

What's better than a cookie?

 

[Zeostar]

Hunger

How many languages do you speak?

 

[Devalue]

3 + 4i languages: English, Spanish, Chinese, Elvish, Klingon, Dovahzul, and Simlish. Gossiped with someone in Simlish just the other day. Told a lot of jokes too.

Do you own any pets?

 

[Figure]

I have three pets!

Are you getting excited for Spoopy Season?

 

[Megan]

Yes, I've already readyed my chain saw for the occasion. Just you try playing a trick on me, muhahahaha!

Have you ever punched a boulder?

 

[StCooler]

I couldn't. Boulders just flee when I am around :(

How was your last meeting with President Biden?

 

[ReKoil]

Well at some point the lights randomly went out..... when they went back on he was gone. the guards pointed their pea shooters at me and arrested me asking me what I did to the president. I told them I had nothing to do with it and they threw me in a cell to await my waterboarding.... the fools left me unattended though so I MacGyver'd my way out of there and just left. Apparently I'm a wanted terrorist now... 🤔

*turns around and pulls a small figure out of his pocket, sets it down on a chair and undoes the shrink-ray...*
Now then Mr. President... let's get back to those threats you were making against me shall we....
*starts sharpening some high quality scythes made by cooler and glares menacingly*

How many cars can you jump across, without a running start?

 

[Devalue]

Leaps a few dozen of the full-sized cars in a single bound. Faceplants immediately without jumping any Hot Wheels-sized cars. Blames their natural magnetism. Pulls your body in to step on them.

Which Olympic sport would you be best at?