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Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!

I wear unique clothing every single day and most of the stuff I wear gets copied by Lady Gaga 😤

Has the Explorer Empress graced you with her presence? 😚
 
She has graced me with her presence in my friends list, but other than that, it seems like she only wants me banned and without a win :(

Are you a Martian?
 
No. Hails from Saturn. (Accesses Earth's internet easier from here than Comcast's* customers.) Always wondered how you small-planet types live. Do you even have a lightspeed travel port there, or is it only standard Mach 8000 ports?

*Could have said any service provider. Chose the most hated one.

What advice would you give to yourself five years ago?
 
Yes, I am the content of my shell.

Which is the strongest: a rhinoceros, or a hippopotamus?
 
Yes, I have. But the paper plane crashed on a wall. I am lucky I survived that.

How long do you take to clean your badges?
 
The type that flies.
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What happened after Cynthia beat you?
 
Whited out. Regained consciousness in Pokemon White. Lived a regular life. Bred a few Pokemon. Earned some badges. Describes it as a peaceful time...until a vacation gone wrong.

Wanted to see some new sights. Settled on a nice resort town called Undella Town. Rented a place close to the beach. Rated it five stars on C-Gear's VullaBnB app.

Walked in. Saw the demon once more. Whited out again. Woke up in Alola.

Wound up in a tropical paradise, technically. Did not appreciate the method. Lives in fear of seeing "mano manō"* now.

*Put "land shark" into Google Translate. Spat out that as the Hawaiian translation. Looked odd. Reversed it. Translates as "thousands of sharks" in English.

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Does your name mean anything in a different language?
 
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I don't have eyes. I see by echolocation.

How is it to live without having to learn HMs to move around the world?
 
Expensive. Have you tried to page a Charizard recently? Advertises a low rate. Tacked on tons of surcharges. Costs 1 Pokedollar more per mile for every 20 pounds over 100. Increases by 10 Pokedollars per mile per Water-type Pokemon as "hazard pay". Started adding a flat 100 Pokedollar "Evolution Fee" too. Who would page a Charmeleon to fly?

What Pokemon move would you find useful right now?
 
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