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Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!

My laptop. I wear it before my clothes.

How many websites do you own?
 
I actually own two thirds of the world-wide web... two of the W's are mine. I will recapture the third one someday...

Edit: sniped by the Megan...

Megan said:
Can you give me a towel?
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I am capable of that yes, why do you ask? 😊

Can you ride a unicycle?
 
Actually I have never changed the tyre of the front wheel of my motorcycle; so it counts as a unicycle.

Why do you want to rule the world?
I read it in your private diary.
 
Fresh leaves from outside mixed with some grass I plucked earlier, all unwashed. Then I threw in some fresh fish caught in the nearby pond.
I hope the neighbors didn't name it yet 🤔

How many phones do you have?
 
Zero. I can communicate and access the web with the chip I have in my neck.
Phones are sooooooooooo 2020.

Why do I always get flies, mosquitos, woodlouses, bees and other insects I cannot name in my room everytime I open my window?

Megan said:
You need to be a tyrant if you want to be free and do whatever you want. Just need to oppress everyone else. :3
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Plot of the new Netflix series...
Season 1: Driven by a firm resolve and a wish for freedom, follow the adventures of Megan, from a random Pokémon fan to a moderator, from a moderator to an Empress, from an Empress to a tyrant...
Season 2: A Glaceon, a Slowpoke and a Cubchoo search antic ruins in order to find the statue of the Goddess Princess with long hair, the only divinity who can set mankind free from the oppressive power of Megan...
Season 3: The Goddess Princess with long hair cheated and took the place of Megan... The Glaceon, the Slowpoke and the Cubchoo are imprisoned. Who can free mankind?
 
Yes. When I was a kid, I had no money, I used to be a juggler at a circus, and they didn't give me balls or knives, so I could only juggle my baby teeth.

Did I see you yesterday holding a sword?
 
Has not seen your hat.
Where did you lose it?
Did you leave it with a cat?
Sits in anything they fit.

No? Did you check the bathroom?
The kitchen? The basement?
Perhaps the closet with the broom?
Could it have fallen in a vent?

If not, look in the yard.
Turn over every rock and stone.
Be sure not to disregard
The tree in the back, all alone

Still missing? Maybe across the street?
Down the block? In a nearby city?
Be thorough and complete.
Calls anything less a pity.

Is the coast clear? Good.
Will never find that hat.
Why? Stole the hood.
Should never trust a rat.

______

What are your plans for tomorrow?
 
I do.
Spoiler:

4000 years ago, we used to write our shopping lists on clay tablets. I have kept some of them.

Do you star in the new Matrix: Resurrection?
 
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