Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!

[StCooler]

Probably 0 second. I mean, I'm a Slowpoke.

How do you deal with fame?

 

[ReKoil]

I put on sunglasses and just deal with it:

Why did the Maya's worship you?

 

[Megan]

Because they didn't want me to raid their tombs. They give me stuff for free and I don't take more. Sounds like a good deal to me!

How fast can you reach minus infinity while counting upwards?

 

[StCooler]

I can't count past -100.

Why do you need *my* washing machine?

 

[ReKoil]

Because you washed your fossils in mine and now it's broken D=
It's only fair I get to use yours now!

What are you doing this weekend?

 

[Starlight]

I'm going to the international space station for some peace and quiet to write some poetry.

What colour are your walls?

 

[Megan]

White. What? No, it's not red. I don't like the blood of my enemies on the walls. It's hard enough to get out of my clothing, as is. D:

How many oil companies do you own?

 

[StCooler]

Only one company that produces olive oil. Not my best business :(

What world champion title have you earned recently?

 

[Starlight]

I am the WORLD champion, you know... of everything in the entire world!

Can you ski?

 

[ReKoil]

As long as I can go in a straight line without any obstacles, sure thing! Don't even bother trying to keep up with me =D

How tight is the security around your house?

 

[Zeostar]

About as tight as this rope

Where did you hide the buried treasure this time?

 

[Megan]

I'll just keep it lying in the open. If someone takes it I just take it back. The eternal cycle of acquiring treasure!

Can you count to ten?

 

[StCooler]

Usually I forget what's between two and one.

Why is your best friend an apple?

 

[ReKoil]

Because it can't run away from me and abandon me 😭
and when it becomes rotten, I can just replace it by going to the supermarket 🙂
Can you do that with YOUR best friend, huh? HUH?! 😏

Why are you always carrying that big ladle around everywhere?

 

[Eleanor]

Field water analysis :)

How do you get inspiration for posting in here?

 

[Starlight]

I'm a sarcastic besom. oh right this is supposed to be twisted... erm I take inspiration from Donald Trump...

What is the square root of a key lime pie?

 

[StCooler]

I couldn't find the result by simple calculation, so I ran a genetic algorithm to approximate the result, and it found a banana on a keyboard.
Please be aware that it's an approximation. As such, it doesn't constitute a mathematical proof and it needs further research.

What is this purple-coloured longspear in your pocket?

 

[Megan]

It's my fractal weapon: a purple colored longspear made of purple colored long spears!

How many hits in the groin can you take?

 

[ReKoil]

It's made out of Graphene, so an infinite amount! It's really more of a matter of who tires out first....

What did your cat drag in?

 

[RadEmpoleon]

A better question is, what didn't it bring in?

How is there a piano on the ceiling?